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LicoriceNipples

  1. If I have to be awake, so do you. Up with you, you degenerates. about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. Oh, and before I close my eyes now, I leave you with this visual. John Goodman naked from the waist down. about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. Going to bed now. Hope you all dream of aardvarks climbing in you ear. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. Does anyone know of an app for Instagram where I can only see certain people pictures so I don’t have to look at 14 year olds anymore? about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. Never try to do Whippets with WD-40. DON’T. about 10 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. When I watch ESPN, it pains me to know that soon Rachel Nichols won't be on tv anymore Considering she will be locked up in my sex dungeon about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. I think Buckaroo Banzai created Twitter. about 12 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. Zoooooooooooooooombies are coming. Naked zombies at that. Shit would start in Florida of all places. about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. If you don't like Caramel Bugles, you have erratic taste buds. about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. Watching Band of Brothers and I don't see one fucking instrument. False advertising, dammit. about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. Stephen Hawking hates hopscotch, I would assume. about 16 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. Do mimes break character and scream when you set them on fire? Asking for future reference. about 16 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. Phil Collins uses his Grammys as yard ornaments. about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. If you don't dip your French fries in your shake, then you are a horrible and undignified person. about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. Slinky on a Treadmill. My mind is blown from all the epicness. about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. The lack of break-dancing in Holocaust movies is a travesty. about 19 hours ago via web
  17. Fucking MC Skat Cat. 10:09 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. To all the servicemen/women out there, thank you. Without your sacrifices, I wouldn't have the freedom to be me Wonder Woman outfit and all 8:01 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  19. Harry Carey is singing Take Me Out To The Ballgame. It can't be him. He isn't drunkenly slurring the words. 7:05 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  • Name Licorice Nipples
  • Location Oklahoma
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio In your closet wearing your superman undies on my head. I'm antisocial and hate people, dogs, Batman, New Mexico, clogging & asparagus.
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