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LexVader

  1. I'm surprised Battle Royale doesn't have some bullshit unrelated English word thrown into the title for no reason like every Asian movie. about 8 hours ago via web
  2. I hate when trivia tracks just tell you every movie the actors were in. How about telling me how long it took to paint the staircase? about 12 hours ago via web
  3. @Diamandahagan What if he's like really SUPER gay? Like cock-shaped robots outside of his cock-shaped fortress gay? about 13 hours ago via web in reply to Diamandahagan
  4. @Diamandahagan How does Alan Scott even exist in the new continuity? about 13 hours ago via web in reply to Diamandahagan
  5. @PushinUpRoses But can you beat Rome 93AD? about 14 hours ago via web in reply to PushinUpRoses
  6. Uh, okay. The upcoming Harry Potter boxed set averages out to $43 per movie. Um? UM??? about 15 hours ago via web
  7. I've never watched the Star Wars theatrical cuts on DVD. Maybe I should do that. about 16 hours ago via web
  8. What is the point of Best Buy releasing steelbooks of every movie ever made? about 16 hours ago via web
  9. Oh good, I can preorder Men in Black III. The world is now officially pointless. about 16 hours ago via web
  10. @PushinUpRoses Hey, whatever. I can't even get to world 3 in Super Mario Bros. about 16 hours ago via web in reply to PushinUpRoses
  11. I know they want to make the logo the same as it was for the movie posters. But that's an incredibly, astoundingly bad idea. 5:12 AM May 28th via web
  12. Or, you know, make it look fucking badass instead of a movie so shitty that it deserves only a yellow Helvetica logo. Idiots. 4:43 AM May 28th via web
  13. How about some creative marketing? Instead of making it identifiable as the HUGE FLOP, why not make it look like Twilight? 4:43 AM May 28th via web
  14. Judging by the cover of the John Carter DVD, Disney doesn't want to sell any copies. HELVETICA? 4:42 AM May 28th via web
  15. Well, maybe I'll do a Star Trek album and call it Purple Space Bazooka. 9:17 PM May 27th via web
  16. is Purple Space Bazooka a better band name than Lex Vader? 7:23 PM May 27th via web
  17. @Diamandahagan Kid then does an impression of the girl from Heavy Metal for two hours straight. 5:30 AM May 27th via web in reply to Diamandahagan
  18. @thelindsayellis Wait, I thought dignity died in the 90s... but here it is dying again! Like Jason Voorhees! 2:24 AM May 27th via web in reply to thelindsayellis
  19. I'm wearing a biker jacket cause I'm cool. Wait, typo. Cause I'm COLD. 9:57 PM May 26th via web