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Don't you know what they say when you presume? That's right, you do make a pres out of u and me.about 5 hours agofrom TwitterGadget
When asked how he could remain so spritely at the age of 97, Willy Wonka cited his weekly Gobstopper enema.10:53 AM Dec 14thfrom TwitterGadget
Tis a shame The Beatles didn't write more songs like "Blue Jay Way," a great soundtrack for beating your head against a wall in aural agony.10:22 AM Dec 14thfrom TwitterGadget
If you want to trap a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, you need to start thinking like a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.10:03 AM Dec 14thfrom TwitterGadget
Want to break up the humdrum mundanity of the working world? Take four laxatives at your first coffee break!9:15 AM Dec 14thfrom TwitterGadget
I am morally superior to you because sometimes my sister's Christian rock shuffles onto my iPod by accident.7:09 AM Dec 14thfrom TwitterGadget