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  1. Don't you know what they say when you presume? That's right, you do make a pres out of u and me. about 5 hours ago from TwitterGadget
  2. @bethtohumans The Ma"car"ena. about 7 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to bethtohumans
  3. @bethtohumans "Car"men Sandiego. Os"car" the Grouch. "Car"eem Abul Jabbar. about 7 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to bethtohumans
  4. @bethtohumans Johnny "Car"son. "Car"l Winslow. Jimmy "Car"ter, Eric "Car"tman, "Car"l "Car"lson about 7 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to bethtohumans
  5. @bethtohumans Max Power about 8 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to bethtohumans
  6. @bethtohumans Maximus Decimus Meridius about 8 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to bethtohumans
  7. @bethtohumans Mighty Max about 8 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to bethtohumans
  8. When asked how he could remain so spritely at the age of 97, Willy Wonka cited his weekly Gobstopper enema. 10:53 AM Dec 14th from TwitterGadget
  9. Tis a shame The Beatles didn't write more songs like "Blue Jay Way," a great soundtrack for beating your head against a wall in aural agony. 10:22 AM Dec 14th from TwitterGadget
  10. If you want to trap a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, you need to start thinking like a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. 10:03 AM Dec 14th from TwitterGadget
  11. Want to break up the humdrum mundanity of the working world? Take four laxatives at your first coffee break! 9:15 AM Dec 14th from TwitterGadget
  12. I am morally superior to you because sometimes my sister's Christian rock shuffles onto my iPod by accident. 7:09 AM Dec 14th from TwitterGadget
  13. @IHCuppycakes http://www.stanford.edu/class/cs377s/assignments/waldo/waldo0.jpg ? 11:28 AM Dec 10th from TwitterGadget in reply to IHCuppycakes
  14. Just got back from the off-brand candy outlet with some Whompers and a bag of Twazzles. 11:03 AM Dec 10th from TwitterGadget
  15. @DRDAWMDGM I was right across the way at Cafe Fresco. We were so close that our willies could have touched. 10:02 AM Dec 10th from TwitterGadget in reply to DRDAWMDGM
  16. It reminds me of the old adage, "You can put pants onto a dog, but you can't put a dog in pants." 6:09 AM Dec 10th from TwitterGadget
  17. NEWS: It has now been scientifically proven that the songs from "Rent" are the worst songs ever written. LINK: http://tinyurl.com/ylmrjfp 7:49 AM Dec 9th from TwitterGadget
  18. Just realized that I've never murdered a tourist outside an amusement park. 7:15 AM Dec 8th from txt
  19. Just realized that I've never been in a tiki room full of talking birds outside of an amusement park. 7:14 AM Dec 8th from txt
  20. Just realized that I've never been on a boat outside of an amusement park. 7:13 AM Dec 8th from txt