LeoBanks
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To@theUnusualsNYC. Yeah and I'd like to replace my partner with a donkey.
11:59 AM May 28th
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To @, @ you guys are freaking me out. Don't eat date expired food or murder victim candy.
5:42 PM May 22nd
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Worst way to die No. 17: choking on a tarantula.
9:24 PM May 3rd
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Not feeling well today. My tongue feels swollen. Is that a thing? Swollen tongue? And my ears are cold. Anybody have a diagnosis?
11:33 AM May 1st
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Hey @ I woke up at 4:20 also. Weird. But I did my safety check and my anti-anxiety breathing exercises and got back to sleep
7:03 AM Apr 28th
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Wonderful. Now I can track the spread of Swine Flu through real time!
9:25 AM Apr 27th
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Hey @, the real question is how far over your lip a beard has to grow before you can call it a mustache.
4:38 PM Apr 26th
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In 1993, lawyer Garry Hoy threw himself through a glass wall on the 24th floor to prove the glass was "unbreakable." Death by ...irony?
9:57 AM Apr 24th
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Woke up this morning and my hair hurts. What does it mean? Has anyone ever died of a hair-related illness?
9:04 AM Apr 24th
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Hey Dispatch, the slit goes in the back.
2:07 PM Apr 22nd
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One man band? I dont like the sound of that.
7:10 AM Apr 20th
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Hey @ I think dispatch is flirting with me.
2:03 PM Apr 17th
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Great. A new thing to worry about. I'm SO gonna get Karoshi. (T_T)
1:17 PM Apr 17th
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hey, Dispatch @, I can't speak for Delahoy, but "man with sword" does not sound like our thing. Try @.
7:27 AM Apr 15th
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Had to break out the chemical shower after spending shift with flashers. Skin burns, but it's a good burn.
7:15 PM Apr 13th
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Looking into how the mechanics of a Kevlar scarf would work…
10:17 AM Apr 13th
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Sunday night safety check complete. I wish flame retardent fabric wasn't so scratchy.
6:50 PM Apr 12th
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Worst ways to die #23. Alpaca attack.
8:28 PM Apr 11th
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Saw a mouse in my apartment. Now I'm worries about the plague. Does that still exist?
1:37 PM Apr 11th
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I've been wondering recently what happens to us after we die. Reincarnation sounds good. Maybe I'll come back as an armadillo.
11:47 AM Apr 11th
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- Name Leo Banks
- Bio I'm a detective for the Second squad in NYC. Every man in my family has died at 42. A few weeks ago I turned 42. This will act as a record of my final year.
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