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LeighannLord

  1. "Look at him I thought. Sitting there like the Grand High Pooh Bah of Upper Butt Crack." Stephen King “Delores Claiborne” about 6 hours ago via HootSuite
  2. Short work week got you all discombobulated? Let the laughs take the edge off: See me tonight 5/29 @comicstriplive ow.ly/1MUW5i about 15 hours ago via HootSuite
  3. WOTD: validate\VAL-uh-dayt\ verb: to make legally valid : ratify || Going on a date with a valley girl. about 18 hours ago via HootSuite
  4. Hey NYC Fans! I'm performing Mon., 5/28 & Tues. 5/29 @ComicStripLive! Come one, come all! ow.ly/bbwdN 8:45 PM May 28th via HootSuite
  5. "But running won't solve your problems ... Wherever you run you take your head and your heart with you." Stephen King “Delores Claiborne” 6:00 PM May 28th via HootSuite
  6. "Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.” - Steve Jobs 12:00 PM May 28th via HootSuite
  7. RT @LittleJennaIsMe: @LeighannLord I've been meaning to say. I saw your new pic on urban erma. You look good. (: <~ Thank you! 8:47 AM May 28th via HootSuite
  8. WOTD: satyr (SAY-tuhr, SAT-uhr) noun: A lecherous man. || A special Jewish feast. #saveaspotforelijah 6:02 AM May 28th via HootSuite
  9. “Men are mad. The gods are madder.” George R. R. Martin “A Dance with Dragons” Game of Thrones, Book 5 9:01 AM May 27th via HootSuite
  10. Hey NYC Fans! I'm performing @ComicStripLive on Mon., 5/28 & Tues. 5/29! ow.ly/baTZf Step away from the BBQ & laugh off the... 8:01 AM May 27th via HootSuite
  11. OMG! I'm watching NY1 right now and anchor, Cheryl Wills, and I have the same dress! (I guess we both have great taste. :-) @NY1headlines 3:10 PM May 26th via HootSuite
  12. Get your giggle on tonight with me at 9pm at Broadway Comedy Club! ow.ly/1MMZCa @BroadwayComedy 8:14 AM May 26th via HootSuite
  13. @WillyMcCauley I never joke about the midnight mani pedi. :-) 10:08 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WillyMcCauley
  14. @mikedeancomic And that's why I love New York. :-) 10:06 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mikedeancomic
  15. @luisrguzmanjr It's pretty fab especially for those of us with nontraditional working hours. 9:59 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to luisrguzmanjr
  16. @brianfelsen Hey! I've done the CD Baby thing. (Thank you) Looking forward to possibly doing the Book Baby thing. Thanks for the follow. 9:49 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. I love getting a midnight mani pedi, but apparently so does everyone else. The salon was packed! Shouldn't you heifers be on a date? 9:40 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  18. "She finally smiled. I would've paid $1000 for that smile, a smile that was just for me." Stephen King “Delores Claiborne” #READ 6:01 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  19. Happy Towel Day Everybody! (Miss You Douglas Adams!) towelday.org #42 2:15 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  20. WOTD: numen \NOO-min\ noun: Divine power, esp. one who inhabits a particular object. || Jerry Seinfeld's mortal enemy? #didntwatchonthereg 6:02 AM May 25th via HootSuite
  • Name Leighann
  • Location Pale Blue Dot. :-)
  • Web http://www.VeryFu...
  • Bio Stand-Up Comedian | Writer | Dog Lover | Sci-Fi Geek (Ke Plah!) If comedy were music, I'd be jazz. Read my weekly humor blog http://www.TheUrbanErma.com
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