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  1. Seems like everyone has left for the holidays already. I think I'm going to go on a hunt for a little action. Wish me luck. 3:03 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. @pianoman6398 thanks, man. Right back at you! 2:59 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to pianoman6398
  3. @coleryanxxx You can shop naked at my local grocery store any time you want... 7:08 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to coleryanxxx
  4. Caveat to my earlier post: all I can think is "Why am I working when I could be balls-deep in some hot ass?" Gotta focus! 9:20 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. I've already logged three calls this AM from friends in town for the holidays expecting sex 'right now.' Got work to do, guys... 9:18 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. I think my post-workout shower J/O session has made me sleepy. I need a nap... 2:01 PM Nov 17th from web
  7. Something just happened and my Twitter is back to normal... whining and bitching really does help! 1:43 PM Nov 17th from web
  8. Did I read that right: Levi Johnston is NOT gonna show The Goods? What's the point? Makes me think he's not that proud... 1:06 PM Nov 17th from web
  9. What the hell happened to Twitter? I hate when they try and "make things better" and making it worse... 1:00 PM Nov 17th from web
  10. BF begged me to stay in bed this AM and go in late. Dumbshit me said no. the day has been going steadily down hill ever since. 2:47 PM Nov 16th from web
  11. @GaySexNearby Sorry... referring to an older post about Golden Showers (you wanted to piss in someone's throat). 1:48 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to GaySexNearby
  12. My assistant just asked me if we could bump our 1:1 for 20 minutes--he has crops to harvest! WTF? 1:46 PM Nov 12th from web
  13. RT @Gay_Porn_Stud Getting laid in San Fran is as hard as getting hit by water falling out of a boat. I love it! !! 1:28 PM Nov 12th from web
  14. @Gay_Porn_Stud Why do you think I work here? It's a target-rich environment. 1:27 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to Gay_Porn_Stud
  15. @GaySexNearby Not into GS, but that just gave me wood. Must be you. 1:23 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to GaySexNearby
  16. @bikeguy13 True. It's one thing to have a rep, it's another to have it play out in front of an audience. 1:17 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to bikeguy13
  17. Yet again: if you're going to follow me and you've locked your followers, don't expect me to beg and send a request. Introduce yourself. 1:16 PM Nov 12th from web
  18. @dp4 Fantastic. I completely agree. 1:15 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to dp4
  19. @bikeguy13 tell me about it. CEO just patted me on the back as he exited the elevator... I'm sure I'll get an email at some point today... 9:26 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to bikeguy13
  20. In the elevator w/CEO, kid turns to me and asks "Hey didn't we fuck?" reputation sealed. 8:31 AM Nov 12th from Echofon