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  1. Seems like everyone has left for the holidays already. I think I'm going to go on a hunt for a little action. Wish me luck.
  2. @pianoman6398 thanks, man. Right back at you!
  3. @coleryanxxx You can shop naked at my local grocery store any time you want...
  4. Caveat to my earlier post: all I can think is "Why am I working when I could be balls-deep in some hot ass?" Gotta focus!
  5. I've already logged three calls this AM from friends in town for the holidays expecting sex 'right now.' Got work to do, guys...
  6. I think my post-workout shower J/O session has made me sleepy. I need a nap...
  7. Something just happened and my Twitter is back to normal... whining and bitching really does help!
  8. Did I read that right: Levi Johnston is NOT gonna show The Goods? What's the point? Makes me think he's not that proud...
  9. What the hell happened to Twitter? I hate when they try and "make things better" and making it worse...
  10. BF begged me to stay in bed this AM and go in late. Dumbshit me said no. the day has been going steadily down hill ever since.
  11. @GaySexNearby Sorry... referring to an older post about Golden Showers (you wanted to piss in someone's throat).
  12. My assistant just asked me if we could bump our 1:1 for 20 minutes--he has crops to harvest! WTF?
  13. RT @Gay_Porn_Stud Getting laid in San Fran is as hard as getting hit by water falling out of a boat. I love it! !!
  14. @Gay_Porn_Stud Why do you think I work here? It's a target-rich environment.
  15. @GaySexNearby Not into GS, but that just gave me wood. Must be you.
  16. @bikeguy13 True. It's one thing to have a rep, it's another to have it play out in front of an audience.
  17. Yet again: if you're going to follow me and you've locked your followers, don't expect me to beg and send a request. Introduce yourself.
  18. @dp4 Fantastic. I completely agree.
  19. @bikeguy13 tell me about it. CEO just patted me on the back as he exited the elevator... I'm sure I'll get an email at some point today...
  20. In the elevator w/CEO, kid turns to me and asks "Hey didn't we fuck?" reputation sealed.