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  1. Right after Lady Macbeth dies, Shakespeare takes Psalm 144:4 and makes Macbeth wax eloquent on it. Cruel or merciful?
  2. Sometimes I wish I was back pickin gooseberries during recess. Those were just simpler times, my friends.
  3. Monday is a wet fruit rollup.
  4. Bright expectations keep my mind from landing.
  5. You can always tell a Milford man...
  6. @benwahlman aaaaaaaaaaaaand HOW!
  7. @danhartke I'm just glad we're on the same page bout that.
  8. I sort of miss turkey roll-ups.
  9. Hallelujah for the black of night.
  10. Argentina has great beef. Beef and Nazis.
  11. I'm your density.
  12. It's another cold, grey Friday evening.
  13. "He must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil."
  14. A wizard should know better!
  15. I wish I smelled like an old book.
  16. They're handing out free Snapple on campus! Happiness!
  17. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
  18. What's your weapon of preference: pencil or pen?
  19. You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
  20. We can all relax now. I've bought some more eggnog.