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  1. Exile from US, day 3: In retrospect, crying for an hour and a half was not a good use of time. Urgh. Too exhausted to do anything else.
  2. Skyping with @NikolHasler, and I think the baby just said "Don't fuck that!". Fairly good advice, seeing as I was holding a cheese grater.
  3. It's gone 3am in London, but I'm still on PST time. How come every channel I turn to has a show set in LA. Bastards.
  4. Saturday! That means it's time for more adventures of me trying to foil the plan of an evil CBP officer & get back into the US. Stay tuned.
  5. @unclesean They claimed I was working for many $$, when I haven't. Obviously my pimped out falling-apart, old clothes give that impression.
  6. @unclesean Think I've found a way back in; they said I've been working for Filmaka, but if I get a statement saying I'm not it may be ok...
  7. How much of a "sworn statement" can be fabricated you ask? Well my name and DOB are correct, so there's some truth to it I guess.
  8. Just realised all my clothes are in LA. I should probably start washing the three changes I have with me.
  9. My headclock is a little buggered right now; I looked at the time and wondered why it was so light at 1100pm. This is why 24hr clocks exist.
  10. In the US is a signed statement still legal if you're coerced into it? I don't think it is. Someone get a law degree and tell me.
  11. Back in England after an antisemetic DHS officer decided that there are too many Jews in America. Motherfucker.
  12. Going back over next 18 hrs to @NikolHasler. I was cut off while speaking to her last night, I hope @BoysOfNikol haven't exploded something.
  13. Thinking of film companies I'm surprised don't exist. Top of the list "Grandpa's On Fire Again Films". Bottom of the list: "Poop Production"
  14. A Birmingham club has a survey. Can y'spot why business is down? - Why don't you visit us? A)the stabbings B)the asians C)the shitty music
  15. My sister walks in and says 'Wow, your hair is grey!' I reply by throwing acid and saying 'Wow your face in melting!' Overeaction? Maybe.
  16. Do your clothes having hard-to-remove stains like mud, grease and red wine? Then stop being so fucking clumsy.
  17. 1day left in London & I'm clearing out my parents attic. Just found a magazine stating 'the resurrection of Michael Jackson'.Unlikely I fear
  18. California may have killer spiders, but England has cold and rain. I'd pick killer spiders any day
  19. Missing @NikolHasler and @BoysOfNikol more than words can describe.
  20. This rainy manchester morning I'm heading to the set of Shameless to loiter as they shoot some of season 7 and I drink free Red Bull.