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LeedlingSander

  1. BAM. 10:19 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  2. Wait. My peepee is like an utter, it squirts milk! 4:57 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Wait...I have a superpower! I can shoot stuff out of my pee--cock! 4:50 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Cock? Like, cock-a-doodle-doo? That's nasty. 4:48 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. What's ejaculating? 4:45 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. [Flails.] What if my peepee exploooodes? 4:43 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I didn't want my peepee to rise though. ...My pants are tight. 4:41 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. [Stares at the sexy man.] My peepee does weird tricks. 4:39 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Why is my peepee pointing up? 4:37 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. ..Can someone get pregnant by sitting on a toilet? 10:40 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I learned a new word. 10:39 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Sexy Crusade is sexy. 10:39 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Go follow @ChrisFlannary for me. 7:29 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. [Sits in the corner, thinking to himself.] 5:06 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Go follow @ZaneFlannary please? 1:00 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. [Is a fucking weirdo.] 9:46 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Go follow @TaliaFlannary, please? 6:31 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Touch my PeePee and die. 1:19 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Nooo, I don't eat copper. I licked something copper once and it was gross. 1:17 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. ...What does blood taste like for vampires? Copper? 1:15 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Lysander Scamander
  • Location Hogwarts.
  • Web http://twextra.co...
  • Bio Not everybody is cunning, Not everybody is wise, not everybody is brave. For all I know, I'm a Hufflepuff.
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