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Canada
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United Kingdom
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Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
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Jordan
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New Zealand
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United States
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LeedlingSander

  1. BAM.
  2. Wait. My peepee is like an utter, it squirts milk!
  3. Wait...I have a superpower! I can shoot stuff out of my pee--cock!
  4. Cock? Like, cock-a-doodle-doo? That's nasty.
  5. What's ejaculating?
  6. [Flails.] What if my peepee exploooodes?
  7. I didn't want my peepee to rise though. ...My pants are tight.
  8. [Stares at the sexy man.] My peepee does weird tricks.
  9. Why is my peepee pointing up?
  10. ..Can someone get pregnant by sitting on a toilet?
  11. I learned a new word.
  12. Sexy Crusade is sexy.
  13. Go follow @ChrisFlannary for me.
  14. [Sits in the corner, thinking to himself.]
  15. Go follow @ZaneFlannary please?
  16. [Is a fucking weirdo.]
  17. Go follow @TaliaFlannary, please?
  18. Touch my PeePee and die.
  19. Nooo, I don't eat copper. I licked something copper once and it was gross.
  20. ...What does blood taste like for vampires? Copper?