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Lee_T_Jenkins

  1. yhoo.it/JUejea Sportingbet hit by Spanish woes
  2. @Dipster3103 god bless you...closer to 30 in fact.
  3. @The_ElectricEye not looked yet. I guess there's always moonshine!
  4. @fascistCOW don't blame you.
  5. @The_ElectricEye <shudders> no, it was Martini
  6. @Dipster3103 alright....don't sound too surprised! Haha
  7. @ArnieEtc good man.
  8. I tried to buy 30 quids worth of booze from Asda today, but the crypto-fascist in his waistcoat-of-power refused because I didn't have I.D.
  9. @chiller even I couldn't make anything lude out of that.....and I've got an MA in Depravity from the Latvian Institute of Innuendos
  10. @chiller I deliberately waited an hour before replying to give it credence. Yes I'm that hilarious. Yes I'm that anal retentive.
  11. @OllyNeville @chrstinadarling @PukkaChris Stop dicking about online looking for fake nudes of Hayek. I've just sent you an article. Rejoice.
  12. @chiller sorry for the delay...I was...busy <ahem>
  13. @Dipster3103 never a truer word said!
  14. @chiller that's a tweet that's gonna keep on giving....
  15. @chiller Haha. I seldom carry a wallet for that very reason. Men's clothes are generally thicker, plus we don't have bras to worry about.
  16. @Dipster3103 hot and tired but otherwise fine. Sorry you had to suffer for your art.
  17. @Dipster3103 what's up hun?