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Lee_Allott

  1. Well i just shown a drunken hobo up. Fuck those guys.
  2. You're a weak man if you don't text your brother right now.
  3. @ColP73 4 Hardcore Barbarians attempt to take on the Skeleton King using no equipment. youtube.com/watch?v=NXOYC_…
  4. @ColP73 @youtube Man he sounds mint.
  5. @superjeneh I wouldn't say sleeping on them is a problem, i'd say that's a luxury. But the peeing thing, yeah...
  6. I'm on a bus, needing a pee and what song comes in my iPod? Wee Wee Hours by Chuck Berry. This can't end well.
  7. @crouth1 Can't man, it won't let me. Didn't you save it?
  8. @crouth1 Fuckin' a man.
  9. Never leave your phone unnattended children. I'm not about that at all @crouth1
  10. I dunno what it is about buses that make then the perfect place to sleep
  11. @crouth1 They need to comb their beards.
  12. @crouth1 Apparently Coldplay are more popular, if you believe complete idiots
  13. @bobbyllew Hi Robert, long time listener, first time Caller. Can you tell me if there'll be a Red Dwarf 9 before X?
  14. He got off, scared by my tweeting prowess.
  15. Buses. Night time. Pissed. Guy next to me attracted to street lights. May have seen this tweet in reflection. Hi man.
  16. The girl i like the most, i speak to the least.