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New manic admission: "That joke slayed ya? Come visit me when I'm discharged! I have 3000 more, all on tape-just from the last two weeks."
4:31 PM Nov 30th
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She broke up with the guy and they still work together. Now she's playing cockteaser to the patients. That'll teach him. Who needs towels?
4:28 PM Nov 30th
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Someone brandished a broken bottle at me. They put it down when I asked. SURE you can stay.
This is fun! Like diving in a shark cage!
4:24 PM Nov 30th
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We had to hold a wackjob's arms while the doc syringed his ears. A chunk of wax came out the size of a thumbnail. I swear it bounced.
8:25 PM Nov 22nd
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A nurse brought her pet patient to our party. Chick has more scars on her arms than 20 sergeants have stripes. I lit her bong hit anyway.
12:10 AM Nov 19th
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"He was an okay guy, but he put his hand on my dick."
4:33 PM Nov 13th
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You're laid back. What landed you in the criminally insane unit back home?
I fired a blowtorch up someone's asshole while he was sleeping.
4:29 PM Nov 13th
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MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUMMUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUMMUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM
Oh, fuck me to tears!
7:04 AM Nov 12th
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We admitted a severely retarded man who was too hard to handle at the State School. Last shift's soundtrack was MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM....
7:01 AM Nov 12th
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Female workers glom onto anorexics as much as they do cutters. The men don't care, but do like to watch the forced tube feedings of Ensure.
5:46 PM Nov 8th
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After filling out many property lists, I offer this advice: Never date a woman with a Kleenex full of half-dissolved pills in her purse.
5:13 PM Nov 8th
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Let's hear it for us morons and our common sense!
12:03 AM Nov 5th
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At a clinical inquiry re a suicide attempt. A shrink said ward staff deals with such situations "better than their cerebral counterparts".
12:02 AM Nov 5th
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Ah, the switchboard operator. Cute, knows everyone by voice, has a sexy shtick.
Guys who dated her say she only talks about being lonely.
10:51 PM Nov 1st
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"Hi, it's the operator. The switchboard's all lit up. Everything alright there?"
"Just drunks asking each other if they made it to work."
10:44 PM Nov 1st
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Would you really go Zelda Fitzgerald on us because the boss won't give you next Wednesday off, when it's busy, for no compelling reason?
10:24 PM Oct 28th
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I feel instant disgust toward neurotypical people with no more than mild-moderate stress, who say they have to do things "for their sanity".
10:21 PM Oct 28th
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"Whoa...shit! That felt motherfucking weird!"
"Welcome back! Let's punch out for dinner. I'll debrief you at Burger King."
3:10 AM Oct 28th
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A coworker is off spacetripping*.
* Listening attentively to a florid psychotic babble for a solid hour. A mental health worker pastime.
3:07 AM Oct 28th
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"They put Sheila on a PIP? What's that?"
"Performance Improvement Plan. Persecution in Progress. A higher-up hates her and wants her out."
10:15 PM Oct 25th
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- Name Leather4Points
- Location Locked Ward
- Bio Nuthouse fiction. I take liberties with truths you can't handle.
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