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  1. Being halfway through a long line triggers the feeling of a full bladder in a 3-year-old. Being in a restroom does not.
  2. Why is it that, when you've been on your feet all day and you finally sit down, your feet hurt worse before they feel better?
  3. @meriberri CRAZY CRAZY GIRL!!! You are my hero...but you're still crazy!
  4. My first knitting pattern is published online! http://bit.ly/lpZCM
  5. I just told my two youngest not to touch each other or talk to me about it. Think it will work? Me neither.
  6. Each day's better than the next.
  7. Went out to dinner and ran into a guy from high school. He shook my hand once and then touched my husband's arm eight times. He counted.
  8. Is it too soon to start listening to Christmas music?
  9. I don't think I've ever been to this WalMart without seeing an ambulance in the parking lot. They should put THAT in their commercials!
  10. @mgarfias Yeah...it must be some sort of middle school requirement or something! I think everyone was annoying back then.
  11. @mgarfias Right back atcha, my dear!
  12. Untangling the cotton yarn my boxer got ahold of, but mostly to fill the void. Football is on TV. *sigh*
  13. The lady across the street loves football AND mowing the lawn. My husband feels so ripped off!
  14. Oh, Jay Leno...how I've missed you so!
  15. 3YO just cried because 6YO threw away a french fry and, apparently, SHE wanted to throw it away! Grrrr... #TheOnlineMom
  16. How can any pair of human beings laugh so much? Was I ever that bad at 13? #TheOnlineMom
  17. 13YO and her friend giggle uncontrollaby when someone farts. Picture them in a yoga class! #TheOnlineMom
  18. MAN these fries are good...why do I keep gaining weight? *giggle* #TheOnlineMom
  19. Eating Jack in the Box after gymnastics. #TheOnlineMom
  20. Just did some time on the Wii Fit. Every fiber of my being is saying, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???"