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  1. It's awkward, he says. What is? She asks. Like to say out loud I want a hug, he says. Do you want me to hug you now? She asks. No, he says.
  2. He opens a parcel and finds a local map inside. An X is marked on where his house stands. He tells his wife there's treasure underground.
  3. She dreams of her own death. When she wakes up, she asks her husband to scratch her back. Anywhere will do, I just wanna feel it, she says.
  4. The vampire slipped and broke his two sharp teeth. A dentist replaced them with plastic straws. Now you can suck juice instead, he said.
  5. The stray dog ate a rotten meat and felt sick. A kid kicked it for its pathetic face. It managed to puke on his sneakers before it ran away.
  6. He stepped on a puddle and splashed his dad. He expected a slap but another splash came instead. Both laughed and got soaked in the end.
  7. The customers are trapped in a supermarket. They run around like excited little kids. They eat lots of candies and play hide and seek.
  8. I look ugly! He stares at his own body and exclaims. Well, that is certainly not the reason why you are going to Hell. Death replies.
  9. She tells people she's an artist. Do you paint? They ask. No, I use words to create. She says. What she means is she's a good liar.
  10. He meets the Devil and asks for a cure for heartbreaks. I can make you forgetful, It says. The man is no longer sad; he feels hollow.
  11. She hides her feelings in a jar buried at heart, but they are too overwhelming that the jar finally cracks, and her heart bursts with it.
  12. The girl sees her dog digging at the backyard and she goes over to help. She loves jungles and believes they could make a tunnel to Africa.
  13. 9 years after their break up, they met again. Pete. She said it once in her mind before calling out. She made sure there was no love in it.
  14. He has no idea where his 16-year-old son has gone. He made a video and uploaded it to Youtube. For the first time, he is willing to talk.
  15. Nonsense Haiku #6: http://bit.ly/iSly8
  16. She was having lunch with her boss and an image of a funny pig kept popping up in her mind. She laughed and he thought he had charm.
  17. #followfriday @Astro_Mike (wonder how it feels tweeting while floating!)
  18. He asks the teacher for advice on love and commitment. Unfortunately the teacher is having a divorce and detention is given for even asking.
  19. The boy imagines if he'd become an astronaut someday, he would bring no flag but a paper plane, and watch it float in outer space.
  20. Nonsense Haiku #5: http://bit.ly/MdRE8