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  1. A gin bottle and a sack of ginger snaps makes one helluva pillow.
  2. LeHalles' penis is so big, his most recent herpes outbreak garnered its own zip code.
  3. LeHalles' drink of choice is prune juice spiked with formaldehyde.
  4. LeHalles kills bums with his bare hands just to watch them die.
  5. Fact: LeHalles does not have the ability to commit rape. This is due to the fact that no woman has the ability to resist him.
  6. LeHalles once ate 11,476 Ferrero Rochers in one sitting. One for each of the single mothers he's slept with this year.
  7. LeHalles successfully impregnated seven different women, one on each of the seven continents. In the same night. And at the same time.