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Lazybastid

  1. @graemem Operation Mind Blown: ACCOMPLISHED. about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to graemem
  2. @GoFrankGo @graemem our pleasure, Frank! Hope you enjoy the books and thanks again for the name! about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to GoFrankGo
  3. @Poormojo As explanations go, I would prefer it. Because, otherwise, it's either some crazy-ass statistical grouping, or...The End? about 21 hours ago via tGadget in reply to Poormojo
  4. @Poormojo No worries. Believe me, hearing about all three things so close together kinda skeeved me out so I understand the ambivalence. about 22 hours ago via tGadget in reply to Poormojo
  5. @next_imaginaut @inkstuds He wins. I got cut off at four waffles. I am heading to PDX to break my record at the end of June though! about 22 hours ago via tGadget in reply to next_imaginaut
  6. @Poormojo Yes! Intestine thrower: tinyurl.com/7c7jaal Canadian foot mailer: tinyurl.com/6m2r38z about 22 hours ago via tGadget in reply to Poormojo
  7. @newdawnfades tinyurl.com/7c7jaal 1:15 PM May 29th via tGadget in reply to newdawnfades
  8. Okay, between face-eater, intestine-thrower and Canadian foot-mailer, it looks like Crossed has won the Apocalypse Pool. Well done, Crossed! 1:11 PM May 29th via tGadget
  9. @palinode @adampknave This would actually be clever and kind of charming so no doubt it was off the board immediately. 12:55 PM May 29th via tGadget in reply to palinode
  10. @adampknave Oooo, yeah. Good one! 12:50 PM May 29th via tGadget in reply to adampknave
  11. @adampknave I wish they'd gone with the original name for it: "Dew you right in the neck." 12:46 PM May 29th via tGadget in reply to adampknave
  12. "Comics are so awful that it’s beside the point trying to figure out why the industry is weak." tinyurl.com/c3ajohy 12:45 PM May 29th via tGadget
  13. @adampknave @graemem Thank you! Barring catastrophe, we'll be hitting 100 by... <counts on fingers and toes> the end of summer? 8:25 AM May 29th via tGadget in reply to adampknave
  14. @molcher Hey, Mike! Has yet to show, but since yesterday was a holiday here in the States it's hardly surprising. (cc @Al_Ewing, love god) 8:20 AM May 29th via tGadget in reply to molcher
  15. @adampknave @graemem Not that we're aware of, though I do look more and more like Doc Brown each time I edit one of these. 8:10 AM May 29th via tGadget in reply to adampknave