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LazyBrian88

  1. I've always had a fetish for short hair women anyway. Halle Berry set the standard for yall. about 6 hours ago via web
  2. Ain't got time to be setting up bank accounts for your weave habits. about 6 hours ago via web
  3. All I want is a woman who don't wear weave...I'm simple as hell. about 6 hours ago via web
  4. @I_R_JoJo lmaooooo my bad. Just send me the address and I'm there with a speedo and a mop bucket. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to I_R_JoJo
  5. @MsVeronicaR hayyyy Ms. Parker...what are you doing this weekend?? You like..wanna get married or something. If you not busy about 6 hours ago via web in reply to MsVeronicaR
  6. @I_R_JoJo #CheckYoDM then. lol about 6 hours ago via web in reply to I_R_JoJo
  7. @I_R_JoJo  ...when do I start?!? Lol about 7 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to I_R_JoJo
  8. Jesus... @MsVeronicaR...with that Thirst trap. Hey boo. about 7 hours ago via Plume for Android
  9. @I_R_JoJo Lol That's the main perk of the job tho. Punishment. about 7 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to I_R_JoJo
  10. @Silly_Jackie same shit...different toilet paper about 7 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to Silly_Jackie
  11. Please don't Let these big ass athletes become zombies...I ain't got time for a 6'6 270lb zombie coming down my block about 7 hours ago via Plume for Android
  12. @Silly_Jackie exactly. So go ahead and bust it open so I can claim a dependent. Lol about 7 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to Silly_Jackie
  13. Looking like I dropped a Tootsie roll down the lint trap about 7 hours ago via Plume for Android
  14. What's the best way to get hair off your nipples? about 7 hours ago via Plume for Android
  15. @I_R_JoJo keep in mind my name is "lazy" Brian. #ThugShrug about 7 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to I_R_JoJo
  16. @I_R_JoJo can I talk with an England accent like Geoffrey!? Lol about 7 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to I_R_JoJo
  • Name Asshole Jones
  • Location inside your GF uterus,MI. (A2)
  • Web http://LazyAssAdv...
  • Bio I aint shit. Don't follow me. I pull hoes with the pope, party with the devil, and drink with Jesus.
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