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LazyBabyMama

  1. "Twitter is exhausting" may be the laziest thing I've ever said.
  2. Starving but everything in my makes me want to puke. Where are the saltines when you need them.
  3. #yourea902kidif you had a Lisa Frank Traper Keeper
  4. Lazy Baby Mama: Stir of Echoes lazybabymama.blogspot.com/2012/05/stir-o…
  5. im trying to write while laying on the couch. Its a lot easier to fall asleep like this.
  6. Entamins devils food crumb donuts are the only donuts that matter.
  7. I started watching the smithsonian channel. I don't know if it makes me more intellectual or just boring.
  8. Thank God its raining because the water in my building just turned off and I haven't showered yet.
  9. On this rainy Monday I could go for a good Don Bluth masterpiece
  10. Just had a life altering Friday. How was ur week?
  11. Mickey -1 Alison - 0
  12. I'm in Disney bitches. Pray for my wallet.
  13. Toddler time. I hope I don't end up covered in macaroni art. JK I hope I DO- then I will have an excuse not to cook dinner.
  14. Curb Your Toddler lazybabymama.blogspot.com/2012/05/normal…
  15. @MiddlestSister Seriously, next time I'm going to nurse until I reach my goal weight - or until they have teeth.
  16. The only thing I have to say about that TIME cover is that mom is a skinny B because all her fat goes to breast milk.
  17. #sometimesallagirlwants is a f'in manicure and a nap.