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LazyBabyMama

"Twitter is exhausting" may be the laziest thing I've ever said. 7:43 AM May 29th via Mobile Web
Starving but everything in my makes me want to puke. Where are the saltines when you need them. 9:01 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
#yourea902kidif you had a Lisa Frank Traper Keeper 12:25 PM May 23rd via web
MensHumor #yourea90skidif you know what it's like to get pissed off at a talking paperclip. 11:01 AM May 23rd via Tweetie for Mac Retweeted by LazyBabyMama and 9211 others
Lazy Baby Mama: Stir of Echoes lazybabymama.blogspot.com/2012/05/stir-o… 11:45 AM May 23rd via Tweet Button
im trying to write while laying on the couch. Its a lot easier to fall asleep like this. 11:11 AM May 23rd via web
Entamins devils food crumb donuts are the only donuts that matter. 9:36 AM May 23rd via Mobile Web
I started watching the smithsonian channel. I don't know if it makes me more intellectual or just boring. 12:34 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
Thank God its raining because the water in my building just turned off and I haven't showered yet. 9:10 AM May 21st via web
On this rainy Monday I could go for a good Don Bluth masterpiece 6:36 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
Just had a life altering Friday. How was ur week? 6:06 PM May 18th via Twitter for Android
alittlelucidity Enjoy the sun with a nice wine slushy & #FF @socialmoms @BlogHer @TTDiaries @TheHouseOfVon @LazyBabyMama @anothertiredmom @GenericWahlberg 11:20 AM May 18th via web Retweeted by LazyBabyMama
Mickey -1 Alison - 0 3:48 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android
I'm in Disney bitches. Pray for my wallet. 5:13 AM May 14th via Twitter for Android
ErnieEstrella If u like what's written @buzzfocus then #FF my crew: @buzzsean @BagsHooper @melodysimpson @LazyBabyMama #TV #Film #VideoGames #comics 11:11 AM May 11th via web Retweeted by LazyBabyMama and 1 other
Toddler time. I hope I don't end up covered in macaroni art. JK I hope I DO- then I will have an excuse not to cook dinner. 11:04 AM May 11th via web
Curb Your Toddler lazybabymama.blogspot.com/2012/05/normal… 9:15 AM May 11th via Tweet Button
@MiddlestSister Seriously, next time I'm going to nurse until I reach my goal weight - or until they have teeth. 7:00 AM May 11th via web in reply to MiddlestSister
The only thing I have to say about that TIME cover is that mom is a skinny B because all her fat goes to breast milk. 6:54 AM May 11th via web
#sometimesallagirlwants is a f'in manicure and a nap. 6:52 AM May 11th via web

Name Kelly Sater
Location Real Housewife of NJ
Web http://www.lazyba...
Bio Writer/Comedian/Baby Mama//Trophy Wife /Guacamole /Cadbury Eggs /Muppet Baby /Mini Golf /My Birthday/ Free Clothes ... I think I lost my train of thought.