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  1. need to take a Twitter-sabatical of indefinite duration. I will be back I just don't know quite when. soon I hope. x 2:02 AM Dec 9th from web
  2. RT @feral_pigeon: poo on santa's lap 7:57 AM Dec 8th from web
  3. RT @feral_pigeon: peck peck peck ... 5:08 AM Dec 8th from web
  4. Txt msg fr my sister this morning: "I finished scar tissue (Anthony Kiedis' autobiog) I conclude that he is indeed a twat" #MadeMeLaugh 1:44 AM Dec 8th from txt
  5. yesterday i paid the first installment of the debt i owe to pleasure. for a nostalgia-prone person like me... it felt expensive. 12:59 AM Dec 8th from web
  6. amidst the mist of grief we sometimes seek strange comforts. 12:03 AM Dec 8th from web
  7. i regret kissing Gavin on the mouth like that. 12:01 AM Dec 8th from web
  8. i'm calmer this morning. my rage has subsided. i should be able to function relatively normally. 11:57 PM Dec 7th from web
  9. dreamt I was in Michel's old house. my sister was chasing me with a gun, firing shots, found a bed to hide under but she tracked me down. 11:52 PM Dec 7th from web
  10. @canofpopcom hope it feels good. if u're capable of making it work: it's worth a try. best of rubber-duck to you. Ta! RE: avatar! #flattered 5:14 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to canofpopcom
  11. @canofpopcom good call! 5:04 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to canofpopcom
  12. @liambondage it's hard but... my PlanA is to limit my exposure to the content and people that have the power to ruin my sense of well-being. 5:02 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to liambondage
  13. @canofpopcom I'm a resilient sort... I'll bounce back! You're moving house soon right? Where you heading? Super-intrepid? Beyond the M25? 4:54 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to canofpopcom
  14. @liambondage nowt special Liam, sweet of you to ask... i'm just facing reality and the facts of how much i'm worth to others. guts churning. 4:39 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to liambondage
  15. What a day: hightlights and lowlights. A consumerist materialistic buzz followed by an allegorical punch in the stomach. Off to the pub! 9:21 AM Dec 7th from txt
  16. RT @spidergoodlegs: Video: Simply. Gorgeous. kryz always finds the good shit. kryz: http://tumblr.com/xwn4h9ufv 4:11 AM Dec 6th from web
  17. SkyPlus. #done 4:01 AM Dec 6th from web
  18. i feel terrible... driving just now i accidentally 'happy-splashed' a granny. 12:37 AM Dec 6th from web
  19. @spidergoodlegs deluxe. 12:33 AM Dec 6th from web in reply to spidergoodlegs
  20. RT @JohnnyChimpo: @slack_attack - @Layla_Long_Shot I stumbled upon this today and thought of you girls. - http://tumblr.com/xsn4epjjd 5:15 PM Dec 5th from web
  • Name Layla Slot
  • Location South London
  • Bio I'm not particularly wholesome and often crass, BUT my heart is the size of a bull-elephant.
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