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Lavernzwvc

  1. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? 11:01 AM Feb 14th via web
  2. Kill the chicken to frigthen the monkey 10:57 AM Feb 14th via web
  3. Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do, s 10:55 AM Feb 14th via web
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  5. We have never only been friends. I'm just waiting for you to see that. 10:47 AM Feb 14th via web
  6. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. 10:43 AM Feb 14th via web
  7. "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." - Mark Twain 10:40 AM Feb 14th via web
  8. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. 10:35 AM Feb 14th via web
  9. @doddbjer0 I think angry birds and Pigeon Palooza are the most fun games in the Itunes store. 10:32 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to doddbjer0
  10. @NJxPCepeda I feel angry birds and Pigeon Palooza are the top games in the Itunes store. 10:29 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to NJxPCepeda
  11. QuotesKnock me over with a feather! 10:25 AM Feb 14th via web
  12. “When you finally see an opportunity and there is a bet to be made, bet it all.” Arnold Rothstein 10:21 AM Feb 14th via web
  13. "Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like nobody's watching." - Author Unknown 10:18 AM Feb 14th via web
  14. @haymel112 I believe angry birds and Pigeon Palooza are the top games in the App store. 10:16 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to haymel112
  15. @nordeenjwwltv4 I feel angry birds and Pigeon Palooza are the top games in the Itunes store. 10:13 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to nordeenjwwltv4
  16. You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. 10:08 AM Feb 14th via web
  17. I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. - Robert Paul - 10:05 AM Feb 14th via web
  18. My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson - 10:00 AM Feb 14th via web
  19. When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? 9:55 AM Feb 14th via web
  20. God upsets our plans only to setup his plan for us... Bcoz we see our present and plan our future, but God sees our future and... s 9:51 AM Feb 14th via web