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LaurieBeeReal

Now tell me I can't have a diet coke. Generic or no. Doesn't matter. Don't f with my diet coke. about 1 hour ago via Plume for Android
Made it through day one no Carb diet. I feel ecstatic over this. I got this! about 1 hour ago via Plume for Android
@South3rnBelle2 girl. Ur brother when we were teenagers is reincarnated at the city pool. U would die! I gotta pic him one day. about 1 hour ago via Plume for Android
@IntenseDesire how dirty u got to b. Most women have at least 20 pairs of panties! about 1 hour ago via Plume for Android in reply to IntenseDesire
“@ar_ay_doubleu People that only want to hold conversations to tell you their problems are annoying” I know that's right about 1 hour ago via Plume for Android
@South3rnBelle2 and I never remember her eating! about 5 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to South3rnBelle2
@South3rnBelle2 but she also worked and ran around non stop about 5 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to South3rnBelle2
@South3rnBelle2 haaaahaaaa!! Your momma cooked every day all day! about 5 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to South3rnBelle2
@swartz_de or new pussy. Your very correct. :) about 9 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to swartz_de
So basically, new dick is the biscuit from Popeye's in which I can't eat because I'm anti-carb about 9 hours ago via Plume for Android
Which I won't b eating btw because I'm now anti-carb. about 9 hours ago via Plume for Android
New dick is like a fresh hot biscuit with honey on it from Popeye's. about 9 hours ago via Plume for Android
Blast that bitch at the library that had the nerve to reserve #deadlocked before me. Bitch about 9 hours ago via Plume for Android
@swartz_de haaaa!! Its a real q!! ;) about 9 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to swartz_de
Do they have #tt for nursing moms? about 10 hours ago via Plume for Android
So what is it about new dick? about 10 hours ago via Plume for Android
@South3rnBelle2 that sounds delish! I'm gonna try. Right now I'm broiling round steak and I roasted cauliflower and carrots. about 10 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to South3rnBelle2
@South3rnBelle2 bleck and double bleck!! One day at a time. I gotta do it though. I gotta about 11 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to South3rnBelle2
“@IntenseDesire Y'all putting raw cookie dough on the porch on a hot summer day and praying for the best” about 12 hours ago via Plume for Android
“@IntenseDesire So they making no bake cheesecakes and cookies? This not the life for me” lmao!!!! about 12 hours ago via Plume for Android

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Name Laurie Ellis
Location southern illinois
Web http://getthemess...
Bio my place to say what i like. If thou offend, bugger off.

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