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Laurence_Watts

  1. @DanielLandMusic Now I want to change my business cards...
  2. @DanielLandMusic Wow, they have a writer called Laurence Watts too????? Erm...
  3. My interview with @DanielLandMusic is published today on @pinknews pinknews.co.uk/2012/05/28/int… Their new album is out today.
  4. @tabathacoffey TV wise? How about a mediator offering no-nonsense advice to dysfunctional families? Tabatha's "Tell It Like It Is."
  5. @PeterHoffer Tolstoy was gay, he would have f*cking LOVED IT!!!!!
  6. @youngquest2 You've got a place to stay in San Diego if you need it. Sending you an email. Got a favour to ask. Something new.
  7. @AndyBell_info Secondly - you should be following me. Or did our interview mean nothing [sob] :op
  8. @AndyBell_info Two things - first you should do an @Out4Marriage video like Richard Branson huffingtonpost.com/laurence-watts…
  9. @PerezHilton do you support same-sex marriage in the UK and around the world? Do an @Out4Marriage video!!! huffingtonpost.com/laurence-watts…
  10. My @huffpostgay piece on Richard Branson's @Out4Marriage vid supporting same-sex marriage. @PerezHilton should do one! huffingtonpost.com/laurence-watts…
  11. @DanielLandMusic Check your email. Need you to read something for me :o)
  12. @DanielLandMusic Are you awake?
  13. Overheard in a restaurant today: "All ginger people are born with herpes."
  14. @scottjsroberts Lol
  15. @scottjsroberts I'd love to tell you but I'm bound by a non-disclosure agreement :o)
  16. Dear John Travolta. Come out and tell the world that being closeted made you resort to all this. Otherwise you just look like a pervert. L x
  17. @mrnicklevine [Rewinds tape] Did he/she say "f**king, c**ting sh*tface" or "c**ting, f**king sh*tface." I hate to misquote people :o)
  18. @mrnicklevine But there's something funny about them when you ask a serious question and get to quote them verbatim :o)
  19. @mrnicklevine I love it when my interviewees give me an excuse to use lots of asterisks :o)