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LaurenThomasBTR

I just.. Agh about 8 hours ago via Mobile Web
Dear Twitter, I love you... From, E V E R Y O N E about 12 hours ago via web
FunnyXL The first thing a girl says when it starts raining: "MY HAIR!" about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 76 others
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash Today we have No Jobs, No Hope and No Cash DEAR LORD PLEASE DON'T TAKE KEVIN BACON about 19 hours ago via web
FunnyAskTweets Operator: "9-1-1 please hold." Me: "Okay. Wait, stop stabbing me for a sec." Murderer: "K." 7:56 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 84 others
FunnyAskTweets Yelling "stay!" at object that keeps falling over as if it's going to listen to you. 11:06 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 100 others
FunnyAskTweets I love Twitter more than Facebook because I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I'm crazy 11:56 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 134 others
FunnyAskTweets Awkwardly standing there while your friend is talking to someone you don't know. 9:31 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 99 others
FunnyAskTweets I have a problem... I can't find my coat.... I hope someone didn't jacket 9:57 AM May 27th via web Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 54 others
FunnyAskTweets We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. 10:13 AM May 27th via web Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 102 others
FunnyAskTweets I love the way you lie...LOL JK. If you lie to me again I will throw a brick at your face. 12:31 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 78 others
FunnyAskTweets What are a pedophiles favorite type of shoes? White vans! *slaps a baby* 12:33 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 39 others
FunnyAskTweets Me: *Sneeze* Class: *Silence* Popular person: *Sneeze* Class: God bless you, Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen! 1:08 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 116 others
FunnyAskTweets Person: "I model." Me: "For what, animal crackers?" 5:22 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 48 others
Kendall Is Our Hero. 8:59 PM May 26th via Mobile Web
Laughbook Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that, I'll throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper. 2:31 PM May 23rd via Twuffer Retweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 932 others
Why am I so tired when it isn't even late 7:54 PM May 22nd via Mobile Web
I hate when you get the volume just right when your watching your TV show and then the commercials come on and you become deaf. 7:03 PM May 22nd via web
"COME AT ME BRO!" "I'm good thanks.." ._. 7:01 PM May 22nd via web
3 Days Until Summer! 7:00 PM May 22nd via web

Name ♫ Laurenna ♫
Location C ♡ L ♡ R A D ♡
Bio Me + ☊ = Don't even try to talk to me. Music saved my life. ♫ Dance is my passion. I don't do conflict. No H8.