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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash
Today we have No Jobs, No Hope and No Cash
DEAR LORD PLEASE DON'T TAKE KEVIN BACONabout 19 hours agovia web
FunnyAskTweetsI love Twitter more than Facebook because I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I'm crazy11:56 PM May 26thvia webRetweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 134 others
FunnyAskTweetsMe: *Sneeze* Class: *Silence* Popular person: *Sneeze* Class: God bless you, Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!1:08 PM May 27thvia webRetweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 116 others
LaughbookWhoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that, I'll throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.2:31 PM May 23rdvia TwufferRetweeted by LaurenThomasBTR and 932 others