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LaurenJRocks

  1. Dear iPhone 4S, I have no problem whatsoever believing that John Malkovich talks affectionately to his phone. #EndorsementWin
  2. I live when the Internet makes a big deal about a "celebrity" death...and I have NO IDEA who it is :-) #Clueless
  3. @irishnewman LMFAO! That's Heart, but also a lovely choice. I was jamming to "Hazy Shade of Winter" :-)
  4. Sirius Black has a crack in his windshield...and I'm soothing my sadness with shots of Coke :(
  5. Nice to hear a great song and instantly feel better. Especially, when you don't know what will make you feel better. Thank you Music Gods!
  6. Love the Bangles...carry on :-)
  7. I miss The Girls Next Door @Playboy
  8. "Everybody one, everybody two, everybody FREE!" @BoDeans
  9. Just rediscovered the gloriousness that is @SonicDrive_In. God Bless America! #MemorialDay
  10. Watching Cake Boss...makes me wanna a big f***king cupcake :-) #SweetTooth
  11. @irishnewman And that's why I left :-) Haha! Just kidding.
  12. I have the rest of the day to PLAY! Wee :-)
  13. So nice to have a cool breeze blowing through the house with the aroma of Earl Gray wafting about :-) #Gratitude
  14. In other news, I'm going to start wearing a bikini in lieu of knickers. That way I can strip on a whim. #TipsFromLJ
  15. ...It can be called "God On The Go" LOL :-)
  16. God needs His own app :-) #DirectLine
  17. I need a motherf***king vacation. Preferably on Necker Island. With beautiful people carrying umbrella drinks.
  18. The only problem with outdoors malls...no snacks :-) I need a @CocaCola and soft pretzel to fuel my retail therapy. LOL!
  19. I wonder if fake boobs make you hotter in the summer...literally :-) #NoPunIntended
  20. Having one of those days where my only requirement for cinematic entertainment is eye candy :-) #WhoNeedsPlotLines