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LaurenDeStefano

  1. @lenoreva :( 4.bp.blogspot.com/-7-BaKHYHJuQ/T… about 4 hours ago via web in reply to lenoreva
  2. At this point my cats hear any Sarah McLachlan song and they run because they are tired of me crying and hugging them. about 6 hours ago via web
  3. @riot_rythm Child proof containers can be easily opened by children, but they take me about 10 attempts to figure out. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to riot_rythm
  4. @kelseydickson I bought these hummus/pretzel snack packs, and there's literally an arrow that says "OPEN HERE" no perforation. MOCK ARROWS. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to kelseydickson
  5. @kelseydickson 20/20 needs to do an exposé. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to kelseydickson
  6. @bethrevis @lenoreva I need that cover in my eye sockets. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to bethrevis
  7. Somewhere, that guy who puts "Easy tear open" on packets of food is laughing at us all. about 7 hours ago via web
  8. @SpooksNevermore Roz and the Schnoz. Impossible not to laugh. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to SpooksNevermore
  9. @JulieHeartBooks This morning Cecil threw up, ugh. And Sokka is going through a phase where he wants to sleep in my bed, not his. #see? about 8 hours ago via web in reply to JulieHeartBooks
  10. @Cuddlebuggery Betty White. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to Cuddlebuggery
  11. If you do it right, people don't know whether you're talking about a child or your cat, and they feel too awkward to ask if you had a baby. about 8 hours ago via web
  12. @Cuddlebuggery Summer hopefully! I have the cover hanging on my office wall. Have to be careful if I take pics/vlog in there. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to Cuddlebuggery
  13. @kelseydickson @travislc13 That is a very serious tweet. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to kelseydickson
  14. @caitkitt Stop bragging. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to caitkitt
  15. @annamariemoore6 #futureproblems about 8 hours ago via web in reply to annamariemoore6
  16. @Cuddlebuggery Blog, so I can use a random number generator on the comments. In FB I'd have to count manually and yeah, I don't math much. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to Cuddlebuggery
  17. @kelseydickson @travislc13 I take deep offense to that accusation and I am contacting my attorney. i56.tinypic.com/de38ue.png about 8 hours ago via web in reply to kelseydickson
  18. @kelseydickson Oh, I actually do have something else for you. Email me! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to kelseydickson
  19. @Cuddlebuggery Also, there was totally a period between those two sentences. You can only see it if you're pure of heart. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to Cuddlebuggery
  • Name Lauren DeStefano
  • Location connecticut
  • Web http://www.lauren...
  • Bio New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the Chemical Garden Trilogy, repped by superhuman @bpoelle. I put books on my cats.
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