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LaurenDeSpain

  1. Nothing makes me happier than seeing the people I hate get fat
  2. Do you ever look at a picture of yourself and see a stranger in the background? Makes you wonder how many strangers have pictures of you.
  3. I don't need to state #50ThingsIHate when I can sum it up with one... People
  4. The fear of gaining weight is the only thing keeping me from pigging out right now #shameless
  5. For someone who can't feel her face, so many people take that for granted. I'd love to be able to kiss my boyfriend and actually feel it
  6. Feet... So burnt...
  7. Not going to lie, jealous of how some of these women at the pool just popped a baby out and still have a rockin bod #werkitgurl
  8. That new cake blizzard at DQ is fucking disgusting. #hopeswerecrushed
  9. Just because god forgave you doesn't mean I will
  10. Shaving my boyfriends back. He better be so greatful to have me
  11. I love getting off work to find this in the car. #lovemymommy twitter.com/LaurenDeSpain/…
  12. and I was like why are you so obsessed with me...
  13. I know I've got a big ego, I really don't know why it's such a big deal though