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Laurel_Green

  1. "No copyright intended." isn't a proper sentence. What is it even supposed to mean? Why do people keep putting it everywhere? 12:06 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  2. I not only stand behind our windows, I stand on them. 9:00 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
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  4. Push out the jive. Bring in the love. 5:07 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck
  5. Should I be worried that black fly bites make my skin swell into chicken egg sized bumps? 7:09 PM May 18th via TweetDeck
  6. SINUS HEADACHE 8:51 AM May 16th via TweetDeck
  7. Sometimes, you've got to take one for the team, even if you're not batting for that team. 8:38 PM May 14th via TweetDeck
  8. Yay! I found my favourite scientific calculator! 5:06 PM May 11th via TweetDeck
  9. Does the world need western conifer seed bugs? Like, if I eradicated them, would the ecosystem collapse? If not, I'll kill all of them. 10:05 PM Apr 27th via TweetDeck
  10. It's that critter again. instagr.am/p/J1_7lroMNo/ 6:10 AM Apr 25th via Instagram
  11. Seek out new life and new civilizations? No! Everybody must report down to the auditorium for Data's violin recital. 9:33 AM Apr 10th via TweetDeck
  12. I don't know what kind of critter this is. instagr.am/p/JPmaKAoMLp/ 8:15 AM Apr 10th via Instagram
  13. @eShepperd Gas prices were lower. That was something. 8:48 PM Apr 8th via TweetDeck in reply to eShepperd
  14. The original Power Rangers will always be the best, though. Nuts to you Noughties and your cruddy fake Power Rangers. Morphin fo' life! 8:45 PM Apr 8th via TweetDeck
  15. People in their 20s shouldn't be nostalgic about the 90s. People in their 20s shouldn't be nostalgic about anything. 8:39 PM Apr 8th via TweetDeck
  16. Watching Cops. There is a guy whose name is really Two Dogs. Is the joke making fun of a traditional name? Is the guy named after the joke? 8:53 PM Apr 6th via TweetDeck
  17. Why is nature always trying to kill me? 9:11 PM Mar 23rd via TweetDeck
  18. In the future, there will on be only 52 different movies and they'll be remade every single year. 10:19 PM Mar 16th via TweetDeck
  19. 3 years later the first mp3 players went on sale and Empire Records went out of business. 10:10 PM Mar 16th via TweetDeck
  20. Fashion: The Hell where we're forced to relive the same three decades for all eternity. 9:15 PM Mar 15th via TweetDeck