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Laurasenecal

Thank God that crazy Adam Mayes is dead. Every time I saw my vacuum cleaner standing by the doorway I thought it was him coming to kill me. 7:27 PM May 10th via web
@jordyndean you can DO THAT?? I'm in, sister. 7:45 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jordyndean
Went to grocery store for Orange juice. 80$ later and I leave forgetting the Orange juice. #suburbanmomproblems 7:43 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
@Jessy_Dee14 @SoVeryAwkward -I did that once in a church when an old lady fell off the stage, wearing all purple. She rolled like a grape. 10:01 AM Apr 27th via web in reply to Jessy_Dee14
All three girls are at home today. After making them clean, and eat, I am fully exhausted. Summer might Suck for me. 10:00 AM Apr 27th via web
@abstractrandom Noted. One reason why I stayed home today. 3:02 PM Apr 7th via web in reply to abstractrandom
Making these tonight with kids.. Thanks to missy Elsey! cherbearsden.com/cookies.html 7:58 AM Apr 7th via Safari on iOS
to punk teen at the park today: I used to be just like you. I probably looked at a fat lady sitting in her chair mean, too. hahahaha. 6:24 PM Mar 29th via web
Tell @USDANutrition: No ammonia-treated Lean Beef Trimmings in school lunches! bit.ly/Ajyd8e @USDAgov 7:35 AM Mar 7th via Tweet Button
That groundhog was wrong wrong wrong. I see butterflies and strawberries blooming. 100% Spring. 12:46 PM Mar 1st via web
HannahBritten What will happen when God gets tired of making the days? 11:03 AM Feb 20th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Laurasenecal
Watching one of my favorite movies.. V for Vendetta. What a beautiful movie.. Full of sadness and love and life lessons. I love it. 11:19 AM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone
drewtoothpaste Bourbon and parenting: They go together like peanut butter and parenting. 2:29 PM Feb 8th via web Retweeted by Laurasenecal and 20 others
Today has been one of those days where I stick my hand in the toilet to retrieve a My Little Pony. sigh. #motherhood 10:50 AM Feb 5th via Twitter for iPhone
@jordyndean probably not, but Jesus probably didn't care about clean houses. :) 10:48 AM Feb 5th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jordyndean
Sushi night at our house! We use brown rice instead of white.. Not too bad! twitter.com/Laurasenecal/s… 3:58 PM Feb 4th via Photos on iOS
How do I start a business where I teach people to cook, and then we eat the meal? I would only charge for ingredients and wine. #ofcourse 7:06 PM Jan 28th via Twitter for iPhone
I mean @terawages . I have got to stop takings meds and texting. 6:01 PM Jan 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Thanks #Tera wages for the chocolate ice cream! I promise to try and ask more. It's a process. :) 6:00 PM Jan 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Had surgery where my throat was literally cut open. Completely new/interesting experience/feeling. 7:45 AM Jan 26th via Twitter for iPhone