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Laura_Greaves

@littlemissscifi You spelled 'incompetent' wrong ;-P 23 minutes ago via web in reply to littlemissscifi
Even though I am 31, sometimes my shoelaces get all knotted up and I can't undo them and then I cry. #truestory about 2 hours ago via web
Urrrghh. Worst night's sleep ever. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I love the bark my dog does when he's not quite sure if he should be barking. Like a middle-aged woman tutting. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@simonanicich Oh. That makes me sad. Invite her round for a cuppa! about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to simonanicich
@m3dreamer I can't work out how it differs from Home Improvement in any way. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to m3dreamer
@shitika Wow. That's the kind of romantic poetry women dream of. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to shitika
@laura_valerie He's tidy! This behaviour should not be discouraged in males of any species! about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to laura_valerie
This pretty much sums up the dog-cat relationship! “@Bern_Morley: High Five! twitter.com/Bern_Morley/st…” about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@poochto5k Me too. I can't just pick one and get started. It's called options paralysis! about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to poochto5k
@gabbymcmillan If I lived there, I'd be a raging alcoholic! about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gabbymcmillan
@poochto5k My name is Laura, and I am a serial haver of ideas. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to poochto5k
@poochto5k All. The. Time. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to poochto5k
Turns out there IS a wine delivery service. It's called 'whine at husband until he goes to the bottleshop.' Pretty surly service though. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@poochto5k Haha, that's GENIUS! about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to poochto5k
@misspoppysmith Absolutely. They have carbs, protein, dairy. All your food groups are covered! about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to misspoppysmith
@MCF72 @produdfctititty AND WHERE THE HELL ARE MY HOVERBOARD AND X-RAY SPECS?! about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MCF72
@nikiaken It's crazy! I enjoy rude bits as much as the next gal, but this is just uncalled for! about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nikiaken
@MCF72 @produdfctititty I mean, really! Are we western capitalists or not?! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MCF72
Husband says I was wrong to call Game of Thrones 'Game of Tits' last week. Apparently it should've been 'Game of Tits and Muff'. Sorry. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Name Laura Greaves
Location Sydney, Australia
Web http://www.laurag...
Bio Freelance journalist + editor of Dogs Life magazine, screenwriter, runner, mad dog lady