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Laura_Benecke

  1. @sammidrew eughh #GetAWash lol!! 8:00 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to sammidrew
  2. Still rate britney spears!! #TopFan got some right tunes :-) 7:59 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  3. Cringing at some folk!! #Wannabe 7:45 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  4. "@sammidrew: I stink of sweat." niceee!! But i suppose the majority of the customers also do who go there so you should blend in :-) 6:31 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  5. @x_adrianna_x @LVS_x au naturel tights in shade of darkest black haaa x 5:34 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to x_adrianna_x
  6. OMG! look at that 3 year olds hairy legs!!! Lol! @LVS_x @x_adrianna_x 5:31 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  7. @libbyworrall same!! I have nothing at all!! Lol :-( x 5:18 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to libbyworrall
  8. Looked at a pack of ham yesterday which said pork on the front and actually thought euughh this packet of ham is made from pork #Fail 2:38 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  9. Want my bed back so tired!! :-( 1:49 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  10. Scared now cause the spider in my room i saw earlier has vanished!! What if i wake up all trapped and webbed up ready for breakfast!!! :-O 5:23 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  11. Aww #TheLovelyBones love this film 2:32 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  12. Stuck in motorway traffic :-( 10:37 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  13. Cant do right for doing fuking wrong!! 5:53 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  14. @dannyhanson could be worse at least you dont have tweetys 5head :-/ lol 5:52 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to dannyhanson
  15. @dannyhanson showing your 31 years big time!! #Unlucky ahh to be 22 again eyy.. 5:44 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to dannyhanson
  16. @dannyhanson my mums nabbed it so i couldnt find any so im just gunna be hard and do without haha 5:41 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to dannyhanson
  17. "@UberFacts: There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing -- They are food, attractive people and danger." you forgot vodka 5:19 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  18. Blackpool bound!! My lobster shoulders are gunna hate me!! Icecream donkeys and a sunny beach yeeaahhhh :-) 4:59 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  19. Its been long time since ive felt tipsy off a bottle of vs....im blaming the sun and tiredness #LightWeight 3:57 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  20. @kriaar hes a full on noggin!!x 3:54 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to kriaar