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LauraOnLife

  1. It doesn’t take long for those cute little cartoon characters to become zombies, does it? www.LauraOnLife.com 5:28 AM Feb 14th, 2011 via web
  2. We were pushed out the emergency exit door and landed in ten feet of snow. Nightmare Mom grounded nightmare boy... www.LauraOnLife.com 8:12 AM Feb 10th, 2011 via web
  3. After high heels, panty hose, mini-skirts and thong underwear, the world finally got something right... www.LauraOnLife.com 5:56 AM Feb 7th, 2011 via web
  4. When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar, of course. It's a kid joke, but kids don't understand it. www.LauraOnLife.com 6:08 AM Jan 31st, 2011 via web
  5. “Honey, what ‘thing’ on my phone would talk to me as if I was a moron?”... www.LauraOnLife.com 5:46 AM Jan 27th, 2011 via web
  6. Maybe he had already taken the trip down to my septic tank and decided that it was not a place he’d like to visit again..www.LauraOnLife.com 7:28 AM Jan 20th, 2011 via web
  7. It is not polite to lecture your children about table manners with your mouth full. ... www.LauraOnLife.com 6:16 AM Jan 17th, 2011 via web
  8. There is a certain quality in a person who is able to close his pants, don’t you think? www.LauraOnLife.com 4:28 PM Jan 13th, 2011 via web
  9. If I never step on another Lego again, I’m pretty sure it won’t break my heart. www.LauraOnLife.com 7:50 AM Jan 10th, 2011 via web
  10. My husband declared that he’s never been fondled by so many old ladies since he stumbled into a Red Hat convention on New Year’s Eve. 8:52 AM Jan 6th, 2011 via web
  11. For some reason, women are born with the knowledge that it is rude to fall asleep when you have guests... www.LauraOnLife.com 1:14 PM Jan 3rd, 2011 via web
  12. I probably looked like a cross between the Hunchback of Notre Dame and a sleestak.... www.LauraOnLife.com 5:55 AM Dec 23rd, 2010 via web
  13. The steer probably thought the guide had a speech impediment. www.LauraOnLife.com 6:14 AM Dec 16th, 2010 via web
  14. If they forgot about you, it simply means that you probably haven’t done anything for which to be remembered. www.LauraOnLife.com 11:35 AM Dec 13th, 2010 via web
  15. Uh, oh. It was a Triple Phooey. That can’t be good... www.LauraOnLife.com 6:29 AM Dec 9th, 2010 via web
  16. If you had super powers and I made you mad, what would you do?... www.LauraOnLife.com 8:52 AM Dec 6th, 2010 via web
  17. I told him, “No more cracker-smashing.” He began sucking his sunflower seeds through his straw... www.LauraOnLife.com 6:03 PM Dec 2nd, 2010 via web
  18. What if a scurvy sea-thief buried a chest filled with gold somewhere on the beach and then forgot that he did that?... www.LauraOnLife.com 7:00 AM Nov 29th, 2010 via web
  19. The vegetable panini was the best option, but there was a possibility that I might die in the dentist’s chair... www.LauraOnLife.com 5:29 AM Nov 22nd, 2010 via web
  20. If your favorite necklace goes missing, it didn’t just get up and walk away, people!... www.LauraOnLife.com 6:10 AM Nov 18th, 2010 via web
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