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  1. Behold the frozen grape - it shall change your snacking life forever 9:36 AM Aug 17th from web
  2. Delighted that my sister has stumbled across Dad's secret 'Me & my Guitars' self portraits. Much mickey shall be taken. 3:57 AM Jul 16th from web
  3. Impressed that Simon's American colleague is bringing a date to ours for dinner tonight. He's been in London ONE WEEK. Smooth. 9:09 AM Jul 14th from web
  4. Me: Si, where is your dressing gown? Si: It got torn at Jonny's stag do. Me: Torn, HOW? Si: I don't want to talk about it. 4:13 AM Jul 14th from web
  5. My friend David is on the plinth, I have no idea what he is doing exactly but check it out: www.oneandother.co.uk 1:22 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  6. Me: "Morning babe, I've made you a cup of tea." Si (one eye open): "Quiet! I'm in the middle of a dream, and I'm checking some things." 1:49 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
  7. Best quote from the farce that was Michael Jackson's memorial: "He's gowna live forever. TWICE!" 1:39 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  8. Oh look, a rainbow! Almost makes up for lack of frickin' SUNSHINE http://twitpic.com/9idlf 10:43 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  9. Punting on the River Cam on a hot summers day. How quaint http://twitpic.com/99m2r 7:36 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  10. Happy Birthday, my lovely boy x http://twitpic.com/913km 2:10 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  11. Smiled at a nice sweet old man in the street and he said: 'Nice titties.' Never doing that again. 3:24 PM Jun 30th from web
  12. Off to sister's fashion show, hoping she will dedicate entire collection to moi. Or do I mean donate? 3:09 AM Jun 25th from Tweetie
  13. Still shocked when pregnant friends produce real-life babies. Should've paid more attention in Biology class http://twitpic.com/873zm 9:32 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
  14. Very proud of the fact that I haven't killed my little herb garden (yet) http://twitpic.com/83lpx 7:05 AM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
  15. Looking after a one year old today who keeps looking at me like: 'Seriously, you're IN CHARGE?' 2:55 AM Jun 18th from web
  16. Probably shouldn't wear the blister-shoes again today, even though they are looking at me with come to bed eyes http://twitpic.com/7j7i1 2:35 AM Jun 16th from Tweetie
  17. I baked an actual cake! Happy Birthday li'l Levi http://twitpic.com/6tts1 7:03 AM Jun 7th from Tweetie
  18. Well, he cried everytime I tried to take it off his head... http://twitpic.com/6omny 11:54 AM Jun 5th from Tweetie
  19. This morning a drunk man on the tube leant in close and whispered to me: "I'm the lead singer of Led Zeppelin, but don't tell ANYONE." 6:17 AM Jun 3rd from web
  20. Simon: Babe please can you try & hang my shirts in the right section of the wardrobe so I can AT LEAST keep on top of colour-coding? 4:11 AM May 28th from web