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LauraJSilverman

  1. @Lennyjacobson Huh. What's it like to be dead inside?
  2. Also if you don't love Dolly Parton you should get yourself looked at.
  3. @AusMossy you're sweet.
  4. @Lennyjacobson they thought I couldn't do 25 sit-ups- who can't do 25 sit-ups?!?
  5. @AusMossy Aw, a lot better! Thanks:)
  6. @aethelwolfe No- I liked it actually! And, thanks. I'm gonna shut up now and read a book outside- for as long as it takes...
  7. @AusMossy I do :) Thanks...
  8. @AusMossy Yup.
  9. I just had the presence of mind to slug a full glass of water before starting to sob uncontrollably. Pretty sure that means I want to live.
  10. Though I've never actually said it, 'go get stuffed' seems like the most satisfying and delightful tell-off you could ever sling at someone.
  11. @AusMossy Done!
  12. I'm so lonely that I feel like crying. Is that attractive?
  13. I still can't believe Chris Martin wrote the song Green Eyes about ME. It was very lovely of him.
  14. @AvalonWillows What is that from?
  15. @DresBlacksheep hey, boo.
  16. Come on, #LAKings, I don't have time for this-- I have a 21yr old to ogle like a lady-perv for the last time on AI...
  17. OT is GO-T! #LAKings