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  1. I concur! RT @RobSchrab BEST VIDEO EVER.mov http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  2. Do your tits have something they'd like to say to my eyes?
  3. RT @bestsariah: @LauraJSilverman There was a dog in the paper here named Kayla, which is fine, but it was spelled K-La. I've been angry ...
  4. A Dog Named Christmas. A dog. Named Christmas. (90 characters of silence)
  5. Over the Rainbow- a gay man regains consciousness after a freak accident to discover he is no longer gay... #tvshowpunnames
  6. RT @racheltrue: http://twitpic.com/q178v - on other hand @laurajsilverman... is the baby whisperer. nuff said.
  7. @RobSchrab HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROB! You are lovely, amazing, and slender as a rail...
  8. @sarahksilverman http://twitpic.com/p9egu - Happy Birthday, Rob!
  9. Haiku: Lest there would be fear In the faces of children I shall put on rouge.
  10. Until further notice, the answer is, "No, I do not think your baby will remember this, his/her first Christmas."
  11. So, if I meditate all day, I'm disciplined, but if I sleep all day, I'm lazy? That's some real type-A Zen for you. So result oriented.
  12. Is it in? #threewordsaftersex
  13. I do believe in God, because then it's like a miracle really could happen & I could afford to buy myself a really shitty condo in L.A.
  14. @dpressman Set fire to your boobs!
  15. @reggiewatts Indeed.
  16. @dpressman Happy Birthday! Comedy Troupe! Largo!
  17. My favorite thing of the day. RT @ChelseaVPeretti God shut up RT @steveagee: I think I'm sick. Antibiotics did NOTHING. Cough won't go away
  18. RT @lizzwinstead RT @AdamSerwer: Please America, remember what kind of country you are right now.
  19. @MrDubya64 Yeah- I'm finding myself having all kinds of complicated feelings about it, when I really should be asleep & dreaming of rainbows
  20. In case you were starting to worry that you just didn't enjoy people anymore...RT @SarahKSilverman @danharmon http://bit.ly/Tjlbq