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  1. having a positive attitude will not solve all of your problems, but you'll annoy enough people making it worth the effort.
  2. @ashamedtosay I get the same *crickets* they just dont get it.they either think I'm on drugs,or in serious need of some from their response
  3. On Facebook, I liked your status, and now 25 comments later, I'm hating myself for liking your status.
  4. @JephKelley Happy Birthday to my #twittercrush
  5. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
  6. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Coors Lite than Kay's
  7. Ever miss a call& immediately call back, it rings 9x and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone &run away?
  8. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  9. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
  10. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  11. Stupidity is not a hadicap. Park elsewhere.
  12. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
  13. Don't lead to temptation...I have my own GPS.
  14. Facebook sugestions said I need to reconnect with so and so, who is my husband. So, Facebook is now into marital counseling!
  15. everyone's been complaining about the 'new facebook', but I gotta say I'm impressed...
  16. .@andreahh funny, cause my phone# must be 1 off from someone always late paying their bills. The wierdest part is how similar the names are!
  17. But, thank you for making my biological clock stop ticking!
  18. Maybe you think so since he's your baby, but HELL NO, noone else thinks your baby is even remotely cute when he crying! Seriously!?
  19. The two most overused keys on Tony Danza's keyboard are "A-O" RT @iowaradioguy
  20. Better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt