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A studnt writes all Ans as ||||||||||| n last he writes "Answrs r Writen in BAR CODE Format 2 Protect Frm Being Copied'' RT @Father_of_Joker 16 minutes ago via TweetDeck
Facebook Now Has 901 Million Users and we wonder why we have economic crisis so often these days RT @Younus4frndz 36 minutes ago via TweetDeck
A Cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and value of nothing. RT @_SybaRITE about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
Santa Praying: Bhagwan plz Punjab ko USA ki rajdhani bana do Plz Plz.Bhagwan- Par kyu? Santa:Kyun ki main exam me likh aaya hun.@HazirJawab about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
You know I like stopping the microwave at 0:01 because it makes me feel like a bomb defuse expert RT @WorldWideQuote about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
Behtreen Insaan Apni Meethi Jubaan Se Hi Jana Jata Hai.. Warna Achhi Batein To Deewaro Par Bhi Likhi Hoti Hai. RT @kapokara about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
Shaadi se pehle:Ap mere Pranaath ho main apki Charno ki daasi. Shaadi k baad Wo ho gya Charandass aur wo ban gayi prano ki pyaasi@GoodOldGOD about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
Oh, so you wanna argue? bring it. i got my caps lock on. RT @ajitpatelka about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
No patient should leave the hospital until he's strong enough to face the cashier. RT @gsankar2011 about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
पापा एक लडका बार बार I Luv U बोलता है क्या करू? पापा:बेटा उससे शादी कर ले, झीन्दगीमें अगर दुबारा बोल दे तो मेरा नाम बदल देना @abhipatil7771 about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
Police :y u Went 2 Steal 3 Times In d Same Store Thief Replied:sir,I Stole1 Dress fr My Wyf & I Went To Change It Twice!! @divya_moorjani: about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
We indians are leaving our footsteps everywhere,including toilet seats.RT @illusiobaba: about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
College life teaches you to StayFree... RT @KingMalvekar: @Laugh_Riot @NileshA about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
May Ur Happiness Increase Like Petrol Price,Ur Sorrow Fall Like The Indian Rupee & May Joy Fill Ur Heart Like Corruption In India! @mikul37 about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
Santa:wht r u going 2 do 2day?Banta:Nothing.S:thts wht u did yesetrday.B:ya bt i wasnt finish. RT @shatrughna about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
Ramchandra keh gaye Siya se, aisa kalyug aayega.., . . Gaadi kharidoge cash se aur PETROL loan se aayega..RT @anilRyadav about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
Santa:i tried cooking dinner with wine.Banta:hw ws it?S:not good.aftr 5 glasses i even 4got knw why i was in the kitchen. RT @shatrughna about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
Why are summers so hot and winters that cool… at 40-45 you're always fuming and at 5-10 always chilled out...RT @shikhers about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
Bhik: Seth 5Rs Do na,Sindhi-Mere paas 100 ki note hai, tere pas 95 chhutta hai? Bhikh- HAAN. Sindhi- To pehle vo kharch kar na.@riteshshetty about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
The oldest joke I know is, when Eve asked Adam: "Do you love me?" and he replied: "who else?" RT @gsankar2011 about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck

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