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  1. RT (@DrSamuelJohnson) For Slugabeds & Foreigners who shall not buy the GUARDIAN Newspaper, herewith my Review of the Year http://sn.im/trbpz about 19 hours ago from mobile web
  2. @dennisgbuckley Love the Iggy Pop Passenger line earlier this week. Can't believe I've only just seen it! 4:31 PM Dec 17th from mobile web
  3. @Dann1g Here's hoping a very nice AA man comes to save the day soon. 4:29 PM Dec 17th from mobile web
  4. Oh the weather outside's delightful and the Sky satellite signal's frightful, Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. 4:18 PM Dec 17th from mobile web
  5. @Dann1g No way! Hope the car is fixed soon. Stay warm! 4:15 PM Dec 17th from mobile web
  6. Pondering how a bare-chested Iggy Pop has become a motivator to buy car insurance. 1:49 AM Dec 16th from mobile web
  7. Narrowly avoided seat encrusted with the grimmest kind of shoe crud earlier. Sorry, am I putting you off breakfast? 12:59 AM Dec 16th from mobile web
  8. @sandalls Actually the After Eight tipple was looking a little worse for wear this morning, so may have to rethink! 2:34 AM Dec 15th from mobile web
  9. Stuck in the middle of nowhere, watching Mercs being test-driven round a dicey track. Pretty cool as on-train entertainment goes! 2:09 AM Dec 15th from mobile web
  10. @sandalls Mars Bar vodka and After Eight vodka are gently mascerating as we speak. Don't you just lurrve Christmas! 12:42 AM Dec 14th from mobile web
  11. Making flavoured vodka Christmas presents. Each batch needs to be tested, naturally! Hic! 6:46 AM Dec 13th from mobile web
  12. @sandalls 'Oh the weather outside is frightful... Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow'! 6:43 AM Dec 13th from mobile web
  13. @crashdout 'sparkly vampires'? Are you a secret Twilight fan? As for emo, sounds too much like Emu (as in Rod Hull &) to be taken seriously! 6:40 AM Dec 13th from mobile web
  14. @crashdout His eyebrows did have a touch of the Edward Cullen about them, now you come to mention it! 10:37 AM Dec 12th from mobile web
  15. @sandalls break a leg or glass! Hope all goes well. xx 10:35 AM Dec 12th from mobile web
  16. Today is not a good day. 70th birthday shopping. 70th birthday bash and I'm designated driver. Triple whammy. 8:08 AM Dec 12th from mobile web
  17. Not my mummy I hasten to add! 8:06 AM Dec 12th from mobile web
  18. Holy cr@p mummy dragged poor teenage boy to have HIS eyebrows plucked. Can you FEEL the angst and humiliation? 8:06 AM Dec 12th from mobile web
  19. Tested the wrong-side-of-bed theory today. It's true. 6:25 AM Dec 12th from mobile web
  20. Oh no. Ambulance. 11:54 AM Dec 10th from mobile web