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@Daized What? First the big ginger says goodbye and now you're not playing. WTF is going on over there on that island of yours? Stupid queen 24 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to Daized
@Daized You'd better bring that sickness to Philie in 2010 because I love it. 36 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to Daized
So if 99.9% of us were killed off by some biological catastrophe, would the survivors be a super-resistant strain of humans? about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
@stewartw How can you tell if a dog has jetlag? about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to stewartw
@shirdes Or how about the ones that offer you to opt out of their databases but then say it might take x weeks or months to clear. What!? about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to shirdes
@BikePortland I should know better than to read the comments on the KGW story. Sad that peeps just don't get what happened. Blame the rider. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to BikePortland
Commenters on mass news stories about car-bike crashes: http://is.gd/5wSpJ Consensus: accidents are always the responsibility of bike. Sigh. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
@gmcneely Drops are gathering into a puddle. Soon it will be a pond. Then a lake. Then an ocean. It's inevitable. Civil rights will come. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to gmcneely
@edwario Sorry, read that wrong. He @gruber *is* opposed to Flash use. Not opposed to Video element use. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to edwario
@edwario: @gruber isn't opposed. He's saying browser implementation/HTML5 rec. is broken since browsers ignore buffering instructions. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to edwario
@jmock Jim "the choo-choo train" Mock. 7:47 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to jmock
The best Star Wars: The Phantom Menace review ever. Worth every single minute of all seven parts: http://is.gd/5vRJ7 12:09 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
@ruqus How is it that Wold Olins didn't make GE some sort of aberration? So they did show restraint on logo design at one time. 9:38 AM Dec 20th from Tweetie in reply to ruqus
@DailyJordanism Boy, Jordan grows up quick. 12:47 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to DailyJordanism
@jennhunter You are facilitating churchgoing. Counts for something. 9:58 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to jennhunter
@cameronmoll Was thinking just that about Calvin & Hobbes myself last night. Would love to look through a book of just snowmen with son. 4:27 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to cameronmoll
@15charactermax Saw them live circa 1990 or so. Just before the U2 shit hit the fan. 3:19 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to 15charactermax
@15charactermax Had no clue you were a Negativland fan. Loved those guys in college. Got some Wilsaphone Stupidshow CD at home. And Big 10-8 3:12 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to 15charactermax
@tdreyno Not a good sign in an employer. 2:51 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to tdreyno
@ruqus Excuse me while I giggle. Not shovel-bonk funny, but still funny. ;) 1:52 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to ruqus

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Name John Lascurettes
Location Portland, OR, USA
Web http://emological...
Bio I'm a platform and browser-agnostic designer and developer, as well as a Bike-to-Work Warrior and Weekend Improviser.

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