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Lasasquarp

@ginnymonaco GAH! I would! about 15 hours ago via web in reply to ginnymonaco
#METALLICA! 10:11 AM May 25th via web
WHO'S GOING TO METALLICA WITH ME?! 12:14 PM May 22nd via web
batemanjason Arnett and I shave and tub together in MANSOME, opening today. Go to mansomethemovie.com to find a theater near you. 3:03 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Lasasquarp and 188 others
@danzajac Yeah, I thought you might haha. Paying to see openers always leaves me sad and angry. 9:22 AM May 18th via web in reply to danzajac
NO WAY! Rise Against is coming to Edmonton! How often does THAT happen?!! WHO'S DOWN?!! #sostoked #soexcited #solookingforwardtoit 8:59 AM May 18th via web
TOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 9:48 PM May 13th via web
bluthquotes I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! #FranklinFriday 3:44 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Lasasquarp and 1432 others
Well, the scores are in...and it looks like me and @Jrawker won the not-lame-stay-late-drink-100-beers award! Congratulations! 2:06 AM May 6th via web
I'm getting wet for keg beer. #yolnt 10:19 AM May 5th via web
@Jrawker I am excited to take part in sipping on the sap of that sweet metal stump. #yolootottoft 1:28 PM May 4th via web in reply to Jrawker
Snoop Dogg at Ed's? How strange is that?!! 8:23 AM May 3rd via web
Why did I have to be the one to work the Corb Lund show?! Do I really deserve such punishment?! #torture 6:50 PM May 1st via web
@hannahvespi I miss Blockbuster too! BUT go to the Library! They have TONS of new release movies there! 10:54 AM May 1st via web in reply to hannahvespi
GOOD GRIEF! 9:17 PM Apr 25th via web
The Jews shall have their revenge on my poor Catholic soul tomorrow morning! 4:37 PM Apr 19th via web
I wasted my entire day! AGH! 9:28 PM Apr 17th via web
@yellitout Haha that's awesome. You're so professional The Shark. 4:00 PM Apr 17th via web in reply to yellitout
I hereby swear that I shall never again produce a piece of Design, no matter how small. 5:54 PM Apr 16th via web
@danzajac 50 is pretty cool too. You have that to look forward to now! You may have one or two friends left for that one. 2:41 AM Apr 15th via web in reply to danzajac