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Larry_Koestler

  1. @Brandon_Warne Baffled# that anyone# could drink# anything other# than black# coffee# @Bill_TPA
  2. @Bill_TPA That's the only way to go. Diluting coffee with anything is like putting soda in scotch; neither should ever happen
  3. @SherriPizza They've both been awful
  4. @pjmclaugh @SherriPizza Honestly I'd take @PascualPerezMLB at this point
  5. Hughes for Willingham; Minnesota will love Phil's straight fastball and pitch-to-contact ways, though will probably frown at K/9
  6. Hey @tumblr why aren't my JPEGs uploading?
  7. @sprotster @bkabak Are you guys doing the Runyon 5K, Grete's Great Gallop Half and/or Staten Island Half? Trying to figure out next race(s)
  8. @leokitty Hell yeah; he's been my favorite member of the YES booth forever
  9. @29alltime Ken, great to see you finally on Twitter -- wish you could work all 162 Yankee games with Al and Coney; you're the best
  10. NYY with men on: 92 tOPS+; RISP: 82 tOPS+; bases loaded: 32 tOPS+. Almost impossibly bad numbers for a team with 2nd-best O in the league
  11. Shocked that the Yankees, who were losing when I went to bed, lost in Anaheim. Unreal. Time for coffee# and sulia
  12. smh s/a yanks RT @RiverAveBlues: Yanks now 0 for their last 14 with bases loaded. 1 for their last 33.
  13. Dan Haren has the 2nd-best GSc of the last 210 games started vs. the Yankees -- bit.ly/KrPYkL -- a beatdown tonight would be lovely
  14. #barves respond by extending Jak Wilson RT @yagottagotomo: Angels respond by signing Jack Rooby.
  15. @bkabak So, Kabak thinks trolling is funny, huh?
  16. In addition to "oh, hello [blank]" tweets, I'm also done with rhetorical questions. Get your bans in now while I'm still Twitter King
  17. @bobbymontano Well I'm fairly certain it's all an elaborate gag; pretty sure he's not a real guy
  18. @bobbymontano Don't know that there is an explanation. It's just one of those wonderfully bizarre only-on-Twitter creations
  19. @SherriPizza Thanks for the heads-up! Unfortunately a little late notice, but maybe next time @sprotster
  20. ### RT @coffee_dad: pouring coffee #