LarryKingVegas
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I think Sarah Palin has a third boob. Until I see her topless I will continue to believe that.
6:00 PM Sep 2nd
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Drunk again. But doing my show anyway. Shows starts in two minutes. My guest? Captain Morgan. Ha! Join me for drinks at Dino's.
5:59 PM Sep 2nd
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I'm working on my 5th cocktail. No show tonight. Air a repeat. Show the one where I rub coco butter on the legs of Loni Anderson. Suck toes
4:08 PM Aug 31st
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Still at Dino's. Tonite's show: Still trying to find out who the hell Clint Holmes is and why we would care if we did know. Plus your calls.
1:51 PM Jul 6th
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Still at Dino's. Never left. Bloody Mary's for everyone! What the hell. Sing SIng, my man servant, can give me a sponge bath at the bar.
7:25 AM Jul 6th
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6:50 PM Jul 5th
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Heading to Dino's. Sing Sing, my man servant, showed up. Wish he would learn English so cab drivers can drive him home to the correct house.
6:50 PM Jul 5th
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Woke up! Nice nap. Sing Sing, my man servant, is still missing. Wait. This isn't my bed. Where am I, damn it?
2:58 PM Jul 5th
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Albertsons' Shoppers Reward Card. Don't have one. Never! They ask if I have one and I tell them I could buy this store out from under them.
8:05 AM Jul 5th
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Lou Gehrig. What incurable disease is left that could be named after me? I want a good one. Help keep my memory alive.
8:03 AM Jul 5th
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Woke up. My bones hurt. Heavy night of dreaming. Jugs. Big water jugs. Lulu, my fluffy white dog, is licking my toes. Cocktails, damn it!
8:00 AM Jul 5th
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Peppermint. I like saying that word. Merv Griffin had the kind of bones in his body that could predict a change in weather. Time for Dino's!
3:16 PM Jul 4th
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When I think of America I am reminded of the great Richard Simmons. Richard Burton was British so I am not reminded of him.
12:33 PM Jul 4th
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Powerful drug found - in MJ's house. I wonder if he shared. Or, if he was like one of these selfish pricks that kept it all to themselves.
10:49 AM Jul 4th
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What would Jesus do today? Wave the USA flag? Still in bath. Sing Sing, my man servant, left to shop for Mr. Bubble.
10:43 AM Jul 4th
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It's July 4th. RED, WHITE & BLUE. Mix Rose wine, milk and DeKuyper Island Blue Pucker Sweet and Sour Schnapps Liqueur. An American drink.
8:39 AM Jul 4th
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Ever have a drink with mustard in it? Does it matter? Not if there is enough gin in the glass. Sing Sing, my man servant, washing me in tub.
8:26 AM Jul 4th
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My man servant, Sing Sing, is with me at Dino's. He said fireworks were invented in his country. I told him so was dry cleaning.
9:39 PM Jul 3rd
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At Dino's. CNN is on. They tell me I work there. Really? I said the only thing I want to work is that tall blond that just walked in.
9:38 PM Jul 3rd
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BREAKING NEWS: Lost film legend Burt Reynolds phone number. Anyone have it? I'll call Sally Field. Anyone have her number?
7:33 PM Jul 3rd
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- Name Larry King Jr.
- Location Las Vegas, baby!
- Bio Greatest Interviewer That Ever Lived
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