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so did Kevin tell his parents there were robbers in their house and that he nearly killed these 2 people in said house? there is a sequel
11:10 AM Jun 23rd
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less hackey, more sack... ladies? santas?
9:26 AM Jun 16th
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I just sneezed while peeing, was standing, and it sprayed up and it got some on my lip... wild night.
8:39 PM Jun 12th
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its a swing set- the set implying multiple facilities to swing. what i am proposing is a swung seat, a chair that swings before you use it.
11:02 AM Jun 11th
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where am I putting this Andrew McCutchen tattoo?
12:20 PM Jun 4th
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the Ugly Duckling wallowed in his pity and waited for things to happen. He could've developed a skill and now he's everyother swan. slame.
7:25 AM Jun 3rd
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is playing closer attention to spines and how i can profit off them.
4:21 PM May 30th
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would totally sleep on a giant's tampon. Would also philander on a cretin's cable box, and terry-gape on a chimcham's watapaceesoo.
11:17 AM May 28th
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feels weird singing while peeing. Sing while pooers yes, definitely. Peeing is more of a whistle excretion action. Its all in the breathing.
8:39 PM May 27th
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didn't mean racist vultures. RACING VULTURES, vultures of speed and tact. Vultures aren't racist, they just don't like anybody who lives.
12:23 PM May 27th
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So I'm all about Ripping Yarns, and all this time I thought I was a Yellowbeard contingent. Lifing to Learning the Laughing.
12:00 PM May 26th
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Sharks have Umbilical scars like Sears has the middle class. Anyway, we are going to the Mississippi Sound to work on our tempers.
2:33 PM May 21st
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1:02 in Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo
3:08 PM May 3rd
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hockey, you've got me. make it worth some while.
8:56 AM Apr 29th
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tip: white paint on a white shirt placed under armpits makes it seem like the sweat has crusted over. Ok not white, maybe eggshell or cream
7:55 AM Apr 28th
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stepped in a mini village. have mini bakery 'caked' into my shoes. pun-tended. I was ganna say mini-whore house, so i just did.
7:59 AM Apr 27th
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i really want to insult someone by calling them a cum mule or telling them they have a cum thumb
3:10 PM Apr 22nd
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fear of loathing would have been such a bitter title. but not in las vegas, maybe las cruces but i said bitter, so we're all pretty confused
10:53 AM Apr 22nd
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Liz just said "give me butter cuz i'm on a roll"
3:21 PM Apr 21st
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this isn't teamwork, this is shelfing. Commitments made me hollow out all those pearls and damnit, commitments made shatter those dashboards
7:38 AM Apr 21st
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- Name Caleb Shively
- Location BOO-lyn
- Web http://dumbreview...
- Bio That can be a mask... really anything can... No, I'm saying this BECAUSE you're ugly
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