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LaraEwen

Despite what your childhood reading may have taught you, both hippos and swans can be real assholes. about 24 hours ago via web
Manhattanhenge, where the demons dwell/Where the banshees live and they do live well. Starts tonight at 8:17. huff.to/KOMtEc 10:09 AM May 29th via web
Make your kids think you're cool: MT @folkartmuseum Join us this weekend for Families and Folk Art, Sat., 1 to 2 pm. bit.ly/LE61b5 7:29 AM May 29th via web
@jneeley78 @CharlesCrawford @zanzjan Not revealing the end of the net to you guys, but (spoiler alert!) I did see a few dead people. 7:09 AM May 29th via web
I totally just finished reading the Internet tonight! You'll never guess how it ends. 8:50 PM May 28th via web
It's not the heat, it's the alcohol. 9:53 AM May 28th via web
EricDSnider @BillCorbett "Only bad witches are ugly." Yet she didn't know if Dorothy was a good witch or a bad witch. BURN. 5:08 PM May 26th via Echofon in reply to BillCorbett Retweeted by LaraEwen and 26 others
Felgzzz I know i had a good night because I woke up with a hard boiled quail egg in my purse and some new jewelry. 8:18 AM May 27th via web Retweeted by LaraEwen and 1 other
Come to @FolkArtMuseum tonight to hear @RamblinAndy, Chimney Choir, and Ann Klein, 5:30 to 7:30. Free. Because why not? bit.ly/JhYsX6 10:06 AM May 25th via web
Tonight at Sharlene's, we're drinking to raise money for our bartender friend Andy, who's got a touch of cancer. 8 p.m. on.fb.me/K0Z9bC 2:41 PM May 24th via web
johnroderick Here's a mind-blower. Ready? In addition to being real estate, land grows food. LAND GROWS FOOD! 1:47 PM May 24th via Birdhouse Retweeted by LaraEwen and 8 others
chrissipoland The New EP has reached 99% bit.ly/GWE66M @PledgeMusic #pledgechrissipoland #lovefool #bigvoice #PMUpdates 10:05 AM May 24th via PledgeMusic Retweeted by LaraEwen and 3 others
brandyismagic Britney Spears survived 2007. I can survive Wednesday. 9:48 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by LaraEwen and 20 others
MercuryLoungeNY Early show tonight with Great Elk & Niall Connoly: mercuryloungenyc.com/event/116577 Doors at 6:30pm 9:27 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by LaraEwen and 1 other
@Robyniwitz You are my hero in many ways. 12:50 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Robyniwitz
@Robyniwitz You love very strange and difficult things, don't you? I guess I should be grateful. 12:04 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Robyniwitz
dookiefinger Lol @ this business plan. And the clientele at thus rehearsal studio twitter.com/dookiefinger/s… 9:45 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LaraEwen and 6 others
@delvina I'm going to watch this so much right now. 2:04 PM May 21st via web in reply to delvina
theskint Can you believe it's already May 21st? Voting ends at 11:59pm EST. Please RT #PreserveNYC bit.ly/preservenyc 12:04 PM May 21st via web Retweeted by LaraEwen
kmuze THIS IS THE SONG THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND TODAY. Thanks. Great Elk rules. fb.me/26y26qtXf 8:10 AM May 16th via Facebook Retweeted by LaraEwen and 1 other