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LanktoriousDJK

  1. @kjayeld @katlinsid if we did we would
  2. @KatlinSid yolo :p #yolo #:p
  3. @KatlinSid awkward when you make a mistake correcting a mistake. Twitter's* mistake. #possessive #doublehypocrite
  4. @KatlinSid dont ever tell me what i was implying, thats how you perceived it. Jesus fuck kid learn your shit before you try steppin to me
  5. @KatlinSid did i say i was maxed out, or that shorthand was acceptable on twitter #itsliketalkingtoaoneyearold
  6. @JagLonsdale drove to a well that aaron sent me to, then got yelled at by a farmer. Now apparently my check is covering the dmg 2 the field
  7. @KatlinSid none of those hashtags apply you stupid fuckhead
  8. @KatlinSid obviously shorthand typing in a site that only allows 140 characters to insult you is different than a blatant spelling error
  9. @KatlinSid bungalow* check yourself before u call me stupid bitch
  10. @JagLonsdale that fagget farmer is apparently pressing charges against gower and apparently its comin off my check #thefuckinday
  11. Absolute fucking bullshit so fucking rattled
  12. @KatlinSid idont understand the relevance of the hashtags, or if thats an insult or not, be more clear #yogurt #socks
  13. @KatlinSid dogfuckerloski eh while the men of gower are out savin the patch
  14. @KatlinSid how was the day off? Make good use of her?
  15. @KatlinSid i had a fucked up dream jesus christ i honestly thought i was fired and shit, like 5 hours late then woke up. #stunned
  16. @KatlinSid did i miss work today?
  17. @Skweezy PCP AND TEQUILA AND RETARDED KID/MONKEYS AND SHAMROCKS AND THA GUMBALL AND MONSTER DUNKS AND PNUT LETS HANG OUT SOMETIME PLZ MAN!!
  18. @Skweezy IVE NEVER HAD A SHAMROCK SHAKE LETS HANG OUT SOME TIME UR GOOD AD DUNKIN A BAXETBAL HOMIE SKWEEZY MAH BOI #SHAMROCKSHAKES
  19. @Skweezy I AINT BYIN NUN OF DEM SHERTZ IF YU DONT RT ME YOU LANKY ASS SKWIZZBUCKET. N TAKE ME 2 THA GUMBALL NEX YEER TOO MAHFUKA ok???