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LanktoriousDJK

@kjayeld @katlinsid if we did we would about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kjayeld
@KatlinSid yolo :p #yolo #:p about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatlinSid
@KatlinSid awkward when you make a mistake correcting a mistake. Twitter's* mistake. #possessive #doublehypocrite about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatlinSid
AynRandBot No concept man forms is valid unless he integrates it without contradiction into the total sum of his knowledge. 5:00 PM May 28th via Dynamic Tweets Retweeted by LanktoriousDJK and 14 others
@KatlinSid dont ever tell me what i was implying, thats how you perceived it. Jesus fuck kid learn your shit before you try steppin to me 4:07 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatlinSid
@KatlinSid did i say i was maxed out, or that shorthand was acceptable on twitter #itsliketalkingtoaoneyearold 10:00 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatlinSid
@JagLonsdale drove to a well that aaron sent me to, then got yelled at by a farmer. Now apparently my check is covering the dmg 2 the field 9:44 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JagLonsdale
@KatlinSid none of those hashtags apply you stupid fuckhead 9:42 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatlinSid
@KatlinSid obviously shorthand typing in a site that only allows 140 characters to insult you is different than a blatant spelling error 9:42 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatlinSid
@KatlinSid bungalow* check yourself before u call me stupid bitch 9:30 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatlinSid
@JagLonsdale that fagget farmer is apparently pressing charges against gower and apparently its comin off my check #thefuckinday 8:13 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JagLonsdale
Absolute fucking bullshit so fucking rattled 8:10 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@KatlinSid idont understand the relevance of the hashtags, or if thats an insult or not, be more clear #yogurt #socks 3:53 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatlinSid
@KatlinSid dogfuckerloski eh while the men of gower are out savin the patch 3:47 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatlinSid
@KatlinSid how was the day off? Make good use of her? 3:38 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatlinSid
@KatlinSid i had a fucked up dream jesus christ i honestly thought i was fired and shit, like 5 hours late then woke up. #stunned 3:31 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatlinSid
@KatlinSid did i miss work today? 4:16 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@Skweezy PCP AND TEQUILA AND RETARDED KID/MONKEYS AND SHAMROCKS AND THA GUMBALL AND MONSTER DUNKS AND PNUT LETS HANG OUT SOMETIME PLZ MAN!! 9:32 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@Skweezy IVE NEVER HAD A SHAMROCK SHAKE LETS HANG OUT SOME TIME UR GOOD AD DUNKIN A BAXETBAL HOMIE SKWEEZY MAH BOI #SHAMROCKSHAKES 9:31 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@Skweezy I AINT BYIN NUN OF DEM SHERTZ IF YU DONT RT ME YOU LANKY ASS SKWIZZBUCKET. N TAKE ME 2 THA GUMBALL NEX YEER TOO MAHFUKA ok??? 9:30 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone

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