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  1. Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
  2. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
  3. My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. (Roseanne)
  4. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
  5. Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
  6. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it. The thief was spending less than his wife did
  7. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  8. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  9. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
  10. I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
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  13. Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle
  14. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
  15. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
  16. Make Money Online. Books from Amazon. http://bit.ly/16LuB3
  17. Free Thanksgiving Recipe Ebook http://x.azjmp.com/3Jq31
  18. Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow
  19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  20. The Super Affiliate Handbook: $436,797 in One Year Selling Other People's Stuff http://bit.ly/3RcPfA