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LancerCris

Dad's in the OR so we decided to go eat. Yolanda's Mexican on this lovely Wednesday! instagr.am/p/LQ-Fv5tS8g/ 32 minutes ago via Instagram
MrsRupertPupkin My new kitten's teeth are very sharp, but I don't mind 'cause now I remember what it is to feel. about 2 hours ago via web Retweeted by LancerCris and 51 others
$trawberrie$ 🍓🍓🍓🍓 instagr.am/p/LPNOLPtS4H/ about 17 hours ago via Instagram
I'm so jealous. Craving Wood Ranch. It's that I imagine when I hear the word "BBQ" (not that outdoor ish) @TeamClique: Wood ranch food coma 12:38 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
You know those days where you have so much to do that you just want to stay in bed? #Today 10:30 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
MrsRupertPupkin I met a nice man on meth & I love him. #meth 9:56 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LancerCris and 56 others
MrsRupertPupkin I feel empty inside, in a kitty cat way, 9:52 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LancerCris and 24 others
International House of DGAF this morning ❤ instagr.am/p/LDrlJONS_k/ 10:11 AM May 25th via Instagram
"Dance Moms" & "Teen Mom" just, ugh. No. Why. #IHateEveryone 7:13 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
@roseannne you so basic. I, already AM a mthrfckng Disney villain. instagr.am/p/K74IliNSz5/ 9:26 AM May 22nd via Instagram
mindykaling Ahhhhhh Ruby Tuesday Ahhh what did sudeikis say to Kristen ahhhh Lorne had such a cool suit Ahhh Jon Hamm 11:37 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LancerCris and 400 others
season finale of #The Simpsons. You had me at #GagaExpress I love you, Lisa Simpson! 8:08 PM May 20th via web
#PicsFromLastNight drinking with coworkers & the birthday girl @rhockzie ❤ instagr.am/p/K3TVETtS87/ 2:48 PM May 20th via Instagram
I love homemade crap! Especially if it's Disney. & especially if it's designed by the one & only @cheese_w instagr.am/p/KtbLEHNSyp/ 6:44 PM May 16th via Instagram
@_helloKATHY uggh totally thought of you today! I made 2 Starbucks runs & I was so hesitant to get the java chip Frapp! 5:37 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _helloKATHY
Tan & Salmon pink saddle loafers. I'm not a pink-wearer, but I can't lie, I kinda like 'em. instagr.am/p/KtJZ-WNS4M/ 4:10 PM May 16th via Instagram
Thanks to my totally screwed up sleep schedule, I've been up since 4am learning a few more important life lessons from #NewGirl. 5:58 AM May 16th via web
@nanoness YES it's one of my favorite lines! 8:41 PM May 15th via web in reply to nanoness
M1LL10N@1R3$ mix tape on repeat. "I'm kinda sweet. And fake, like Splenda.". #DgaF ❤ instagr.am/p/KrCvpCNS6p/ 8:34 PM May 15th via Instagram
Mi madre's Mother's Day roses are blooming. If I cared about flowers, I guess I would be excited? instagr.am/p/Kp2Ec8tS3X/ 9:23 AM May 15th via Instagram

Name Lancer Cris
Location the Second Star to the Right.
Web http://LANCEinMyP...
Bio Rants of Lance, in my pants, dance in France, pee on plants, no second chance. My imagination runs quite a muck, but don't talk to me, I DON'T GIVE A F*CK.