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  1. Wife and I are both at the table hacking away on our laptops. The modern image of a the husband and wife/front porch rocking chair scenario about 5 hours ago from web
  2. I just texted a friend the lyrics to Watermelon Crawl. My friends and I share a bizarre humor. about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  3. http://twitpic.com/s68ap - That's right. It's a letter from Willie. To me... I wonder if it you can roll it? about 8 hours ago from TwitPic
  4. I'm hesitant to do this. It's my bar. But my favorite bar now tweets. Follow @PondInFranklin on twitter and FB. Tonight is prom night! about 15 hours ago from web
  5. @ChankTheFiddler unichs. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to ChankTheFiddler
  6. Last night's dream: it was in the future. I was interviewing foreign, 10ft tall basketball players. Let's hope that's not my next gig. about 18 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  7. ... wait, that's not how that goes. Pre-school memories are fuzzy. 10:42 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  8. I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle but you can't touch it because it tickles and then I end up spilling out my spout. 10:41 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  9. I like syrup. 9:52 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  10. crap...*Repeatedly* ...and as I punch them they will mock me for incorrect spelling. 7:31 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  11. I'm about to login to Fight Night and talk smack to 12 year old kids across the globe as I punch them repetedly... in the game, not for real 7:24 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  12. My twitter peeps are mostly country fans but give this Josh Hoge Christmas album a spin. A little R&B for ur tree. http://bit.ly/76Vcta 11:55 AM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  13. @thecrunkpanda or since you were out for so long the surgeon and the scrub nurse did a little extra scrubbing... on top of you. 9:19 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to thecrunkpanda
  14. @thecrunkpanda because the surgeon had to sit on your legs to get a good angle on your sinuses. Like a mechanic standing on the bumper. 9:18 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to thecrunkpanda
  15. I'vve hhhhad fffourr ccucpss oooff coofofffeee andndn I'mm ffeeling a liititlel jiiittterrry. 8:29 AM Dec 3rd from web
  16. @ChrisEYB http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tab_key 8:28 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to ChrisEYB
  17. @thecrunkpanda what did you get cut on? u ok? 5:26 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to thecrunkpanda
  18. Sorry, couldn't resist that last one. I'll stay away from the gossip. On to other topics... ummm... it's raining here. 9:24 AM Dec 2nd from web
  19. I love @TFLN but it seems Texts From Tiger Woods is starting to compete in the same market. 9:20 AM Dec 2nd from web
  20. I hate prepping to move. How can two people accumulate so much crap in less than ten years? 7:33 AM Dec 2nd from TwitterBerry
  • Name Lance Smith
  • Location ÜT: 35.213306,-80.949736
  • Web http://www.theold...
  • Bio TV personality, Fight Night Champion, Dog Lover, Part Time Slacker
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