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LanceMoyer

  1. @egoraptor OMFG I just watched the Tester and damn they be the BIGGEST CUNTS I have ever seen!!!! 3:33 AM May 22nd via web
  2. Thank You Life roosterteeth.com/members/journa… 2:53 PM May 16th via Rooster Teeth
  3. Go Help My Friend Out!!!! roosterteeth.com/members/journa… 2:24 PM May 14th via Rooster Teeth
  4. Always on my mind roosterteeth.com/members/journa… 11:29 PM Apr 21st via Rooster Teeth
  5. Go fuck yourself life roosterteeth.com/members/journa… 9:54 AM Apr 20th via Rooster Teeth
  6. The stupid shit I do.... roosterteeth.com/members/journa… 8:37 AM Apr 19th via Rooster Teeth
  7. I really enjoyed that halftime show!!!! 5:28 PM Feb 5th via web
  8. I'm actually looking forward to the Super Bowl halftime show this year! #Superbowl 10:54 PM Feb 3rd via web
  9. @TheFPShow Why are people so stupid/ignorant when it comes to firearms? 10:29 PM Feb 3rd via web
  10. I didn't know that it was humanly possible to be as bored as I am right now! #Bored 7:47 PM Feb 3rd via web
  11. Ugh... so tired!! 10:16 AM Feb 3rd via web
  12. I must see 2 Headed Shark Attack ASAP!!!! 10:35 PM Feb 2nd via web
  13. RUBBISH roosterteeth.com/members/journa… #rtj 9:55 AM Jan 24th via Rooster Teeth
  14. Rain Day roosterteeth.com/members/journa… #rtj 10:46 AM Jan 20th via Rooster Teeth
  15. @JackMagruder If Roberts is walked will Gibby put a pinch hitter in for Parra? Or will he let Parra have a chance at bring in some runs? 4:03 PM Oct 7th, 2011 via web
  16. @JackMagruder Only 44 Pitches through 2 inning, not 49. 2:43 PM Oct 7th, 2011 via web