LanceKrall
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Is it the end of the world or is it nap time? Clearly, my daughter thinks it's both.
3:35 PM May 25th
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Off to Hotlanta! Goodbye soy shakes and kale salads, hello boiled peanuts and fried chicken.
6:05 PM May 11th
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Going to get a massage today. Was told to ask for the "Travolta special," whatever that means. Sure, why not? Must be some new fad.
10:18 AM May 9th
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Mayweather wins the "Big Boobie Girlfriend" title, HANDS DOWN.
9:41 PM May 5th
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Holy shit, Floyd is bleeding out of his nose. "HE'S NOT A MACHINE! HE'S A MAN!"
9:17 PM May 5th
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Just looked out my window at the "Super Moon." Looked like the same ol boring ass bright circle. Should be called "Douche Moon."
8:50 PM May 5th
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Seeing Ray Leonard sitting side by side with Thomas Hearns just gave me chills.
8:43 PM May 5th
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@ Great meeting you too Frank! Hope to cross paths in the near future, as well as cross swords. And by swords, I mean penises.
9:51 PM May 2nd
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in reply to FrankSpatacco
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@ Just invited yourself into the cut down club? Members need to have had at least 1 sexual encounter in the past year. Sorry.
2:03 PM Apr 30th
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in reply to aaronkaczander
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@ I prefer minuscule penis. It's more descriptive.
12:03 PM Apr 30th
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in reply to LanceKrall
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Watch HBO's "Veep" and catch the super talented, smart, funny and small penised @ in action. Did I mention his small penis?
10:41 AM Apr 30th
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If the average LA's driver is terrible, imagine how bad it gets in Korea Town.
9:02 AM Apr 30th
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FINALLY started watching "Avatar, The Legend Of Korra." SO F'ING GOOD.
8:43 PM Apr 29th
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If you retweet this, you have a vagina.
5:17 PM Apr 29th
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Going to check out a little indy flick next weekend. Something about a group of misfits brought together to save the world or something.
8:01 PM Apr 28th
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Just watched HBO's "Girls." I really liked how attractive it made me feel.
12:10 AM Apr 28th
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Totally wasted on hand sanitizer martinis.
10:10 PM Apr 24th
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Nothing like eating Ramen Noodles to keep it real.
4:24 PM Apr 22nd
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Hung out today with Ray Park AKA Darth Maul AKA Snake Eyes AKA Toad. He's WAAAY to nice for a bad ass.
10:48 PM Apr 19th
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R2 love
9:53 AM Apr 18th
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- Name Lance Krall
- Location Los Angeles, Ca
- Web http://www.lancek...
- Bio Diwracteditor - Director, writer, actor, editor... and currently pantless.
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