Get short, timely messages from Lance Krall.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @LanceKrall.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow LanceKrall to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

LanceKrall

  1. Is it the end of the world or is it nap time? Clearly, my daughter thinks it's both.
  2. Off to Hotlanta! Goodbye soy shakes and kale salads, hello boiled peanuts and fried chicken.
  3. Going to get a massage today. Was told to ask for the "Travolta special," whatever that means. Sure, why not? Must be some new fad.
  4. Mayweather wins the "Big Boobie Girlfriend" title, HANDS DOWN.
  5. Holy shit, Floyd is bleeding out of his nose. "HE'S NOT A MACHINE! HE'S A MAN!"
  6. Just looked out my window at the "Super Moon." Looked like the same ol boring ass bright circle. Should be called "Douche Moon."
  7. Seeing Ray Leonard sitting side by side with Thomas Hearns just gave me chills.
  8. @FrankSpatacco Great meeting you too Frank! Hope to cross paths in the near future, as well as cross swords. And by swords, I mean penises.
  9. @aaronkaczander Just invited yourself into the cut down club? Members need to have had at least 1 sexual encounter in the past year. Sorry.
  10. Watch HBO's "Veep" and catch the super talented, smart, funny and small penised @thebrianhuskey in action. Did I mention his small penis?
  11. If the average LA's driver is terrible, imagine how bad it gets in Korea Town.
  12. FINALLY started watching "Avatar, The Legend Of Korra." SO F'ING GOOD.
  13. If you retweet this, you have a vagina.
  14. Going to check out a little indy flick next weekend. Something about a group of misfits brought together to save the world or something.
  15. Just watched HBO's "Girls." I really liked how attractive it made me feel.
  16. Totally wasted on hand sanitizer martinis.
  17. Nothing like eating Ramen Noodles to keep it real.
  18. Hung out today with Ray Park AKA Darth Maul AKA Snake Eyes AKA Toad. He's WAAAY to nice for a bad ass.
  19. R2 love instagr.am/p/JkYHLMiec8/