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LanDister

  1. #RappersWeForgotAbout lil Jon, chingy, shop boyz, Mike Jones, dem franchize boyz, lil flip, juvenile, chamillionaire and many more about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. MIRACLE SPRING WATER. Call now for your blessings in a bottle. ;; Ppl can't be serious...im out. #sleep about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. A crowd of 150, with full testimonials. They are really trying to sell this pillow. #infomercials about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. Do ppl really buy this garbage on these infomercials? #TvSucksAtDarkTime about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. @illGill15 love you too about 19 hours ago via web in reply to illGill15
  6. anyone else up at 3 am applying for jobs too? about 19 hours ago via web
  7. well, I guess no work tomorrow. 7:17 PM May 28th via web
  8. Brown Bread ice cream #ftw 5:08 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  9. @lindsayanne09 by far the best 12:49 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to lindsayanne09
  10. Drunk people at ihop. Out of hand 12:47 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  11. First blow out on the highway. #survived twitter.com/LanDister/stat… 1:10 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  12. Awesome line up of movies on tv today. 11:20 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  13. Just got an awesome shirt for 3 bucks. It's a "Cool story bro" tshirt. 11:07 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  14. #VanSavesLives 11:06 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  15. @powercat21 Listen to the rain. 11:05 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  16. Van saves lives 11:01 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android