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  1. Her album actually isn't that bad...but my daughters won't stop playing it. 6:19 AM Sep 18th from web
  2. Now I really wish I had him teach me how to moonwalk when I had the chance. 4:30 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
  3. We're working on a strong resolution with teeth. In various different sizes. And colors: red, white, and blue. With yellow spots. 9:26 AM May 26th from Tweetie
  4. I get the feeling that North Korea wasn't celebrating the Queen's birthday... 9:11 PM May 25th from Tweetie
  5. North Korea: Halt or I'll say halt again. 9:38 AM May 25th from Tweetie
  6. Star Trek...that's the one with the X-wings, right? 3:40 PM May 11th from Tweetie
  7. Can you smell what the Barack is cooking?! 9:15 AM May 8th from Tweetie
  8. Yes, there was a reason that Michelle needed to change on the plane. Oh, and apparently the inner walls are not soundproof. 11:53 PM Apr 4th from web
  9. We all have to make sacrifices. Example: I'll be using only one pen to sign things from now on. 3:28 PM Mar 1st from web
  10. Someone told me that I have to make a stop at Tim's place while I'm up in Canada - it's like a rite of passage or something. 5:51 PM Feb 17th from web
  11. I learned a bit of French in preparation: Vous savez quelque chose que je peux utiliser faire mon nom de MySpace? 1:05 PM Feb 17th from web
  12. Hey Michelle, want to hit the red button on the ObamaBerry? #nerdypickuplines 2:36 PM Feb 5th from web
  13. By the time I’m done, Canadians will be threatening to move here. 11:27 AM Feb 4th from web
  14. Look, I keep it at a normal room temperature. 8:46 PM Feb 1st from web
  15. I may be the only one, but I've never heard anyone use that term to describe “holding hands”. 7:47 PM Jan 24th from web
  16. I accidently ordered pizza on the top-secret setting. I don’t think anyone noticed. 5:22 PM Jan 24th from web
  17. They put my signature on the pen so I wouldn’t forget it. “B-scribble, O-scribble.” 7:19 PM Jan 23rd from web
  18. I don't know about anyone else, but I always have to resist the urge to say, "Eh?" 4:43 PM Jan 23rd from web
  19. I sometimes get asked if I'm also able to dodge shoes. The answer? I wouldn't have to. 7:02 PM Jan 22nd from web
  20. Yes, I did it twice. But don't always expect me to repeat myself. 2:50 PM Jan 22nd from web